oh , your insolent little...

he/they | ravenclaw | I really love snape :/

[severusp1ss]

experimenting on a certain… gryffyindor. Nothing to see here.

[severusp1ss]

a pest

[maxdibert]

Hagrid leaves two 11 years old alone in the dangerous forest where his human-eating pet spider and an unicorn-killing monster are - what a good teacher!

Minerva leaves a kid outside his house when there is a murderer running around, not just any murderer, but the cousin of the one that tortured this kid's parents - what a good teacher!

Remus knew that the murderer was an animagus and told no one, didn’t drink his very hard to make: please-don’t-kill-a-kid-potion, and almost mauled 3 students - what a good teacher!

But yeah, somehow Severus - the only person running around to save everyone 24/7, (where is the healer? where are the other Heads? Dumbledore is too busy getting diabetes or something?) - is the worst teacher of this school?

Please, in Hogwarts even the stairs are trying to kill you and they think the mean teacher is the problem?

I really want to know the death rates of this school before Snape became a teacher...

Nah, I mean, nobody bats an eye at the fact that all the adults in that saga were completely incompetent and irresponsible, and couldn’t care less about the well-being of the children. It doesn’t matter that every single one of them showed blatant favoritism, or that there was an institutional policy of prejudice, marginalization, and ostracism against an entire house — where they literally treated potential child genocidaires like 11-year-olds — but no, the real concern is a bitter adult. Because apparently, you're not allowed to be an adult and be fed up with life, or be an adult drowning in an overwhelming workload, or be an adult dealing with loads of crap and snap when the kids act like idiots. That’s unforgivable. Severus should’ve just let the Golden Trio die in the first book and not bothered keeping them out of the morgue before the year was up, maybe then the fandom would’ve liked him more, because apparently that’s what they consider a “functional adult.”

[ollywander]

Snape: I’ve never been to prison

Sirius: Uh, you have

Snape: Nineteen felonies, no convictions (chatter underneath)

Sirius: Yeah, yeah

Snape: Knock it off (chatter underneath). Prison and jail aren’t the same. No, no…

Sirius: Okay, okay. C-calm down…

Snape: No, no, no

Sirius: Calm down

Snape: Only one of us has $12 worth of jewelry on

Link to my video on TikTok.

The sound is from a Katt Williams interview. Someone had to correct me, haha

[danboo]

I heart my dead wife

[severusp1ss]

trans snape for pride month

[severus-simp]

The hand flex from this movie is chef's kiss.

And a Snarry one too cause I love both covers!

[severusp1ss]

Yes, its my new design x old design severus, and yes, the newer is shorter,,,selfcest because why the hell not? I never finish things.

[severusp1ss]

my new snape hc appearance still a wip 🚧

[truecobblepot]

he would hex me for this

[severusp1ss]

Braiding.

[lepsikk]

1/2

[madfantasy]

Severus Is Unsweetened Dark Chocolate

I had some the other day for the first time in years. Everything about the taste screamed Sev. Cold solid bar that almost knocked your teeth into eachother when bitten into it. Relentless, and gives a loud snap when it gives in.

Bitter, sharply to the point of stinging, tends to even bend the face unwillingly to do the expression. Yet when you pass the first wave, the after taste floods. Rich, strong and deep magnificence of a flavour. Thick and oh so smooth as it melts in your mouth. It was a true experience.

*Previous* *Next*

Oh I’m sure they have unsweetened chocolate spiders, they were just not that popular. I should think chocolate frogs were frogs because they can be ‘bubbly’, and spiders gives that fuzzy feel, I imagine.

[madfantasy]

Back to Sevy.. and his outfits . practicing my character designing on him.

Continuar lendo

[madfantasy]

13: Prof. Snape’s Spider Cauldron

(Thanks to @bluthatesfabrikk) 

[madfantasy]

I can not stop imagining Severus' spider cauldron, waking up in plain courts walking to him and sitting on his legs like a cat in front of the whole class xD (And acting like a cat)

O my god, yas! And can totally see when it was first made— acting a little faulty— and it would sit on his lap while it was too hot!

I was almost done with sketching this, and seemed we both had similar ideas! So here is mine:

14: Finding Master

[lightningant]

i think about him constantly