Let Me Breathe

Independent Snape RP Multiverse | Multiship | Any Era Tracks: severusthesnape EST Mun is 21+ years of age. Ships chemistry. Might be NSFW but will tag and put under a cut if it happens. Mun is friendly and likes to talk. Please send her a message! She is not at ALL like Snape.

[severusthesnape]

"Oh, for the love of— Can’t you two take your incessant prattling elsewhere? Some of us are trying to study for a very important N.E.W.T.s exam and could do with a bit of peace and quiet. I don’t want to hear about ‘faceclaims’ when I have about a hundred different ingredients for potions running through my head. I need to concentrate.”

"Kindly take your conversation and piss off.”

[georgeatyourservice-blog]

Jounouchi glanced over at Severus… who’d really been doing nothing but milling about in attempted apathy and an all around general pathetic manner that entire morning.

"Hey greasebag! Ya wanna know something? I don’t care. You gotta problem wit’ me and Merlin’s conversation, ya can take your study texts and shit outside. Quit yer bitchin’. We got as much a right to be here as you do. Probably more so! And besides…” He trailed off smugly. “I know for a fact that you’re gonna ace it no matter what kinda bull you’re tryin’ to spout cos ya didn’t fall for that prank I pulled on ya the other day! I switched that weird red-orange liquid of yours wit’ Livewire Mountain Dew. Put the old label on the new vial and everything. I mean, that shit was identical, ’specially cos the dew went flat. And ya didn’t even use it! Man, that pissed me off.”

[severusthesnape]

Severus’ teeth gritted as he angrily shut the text he’d been reading out of. He stood from his seat and leveled Jounouchi with a look. “Oh, it pissed you off, did it?” He started in a low hissing tone as he attempted to reign in his anger. It wasn’t working out too well, unfortunately. He wondered how a hex designed to rearrange a person’s features would work on someone who was animated. After a moment though, rather than pointing his wand, he pointed an accusatory finger. “I knew it was you all along! What did you do with the dragon’s blood? That is a pricey ingredient, thicker than that concoction you consider drinkable and far more potent in the hands of an idiot than it might be even to me.”

He straightened out a bit, his hand clenching even as he saw Merlin move out of the corner of his eye. Now he withdrew his wand and pointed it at the blond idiot. “You’re going to tell me where it is or I might very well rearrange your face.”

[severusthesnape]

//I love how I disappear for two months and I still somehow had two promotions during the span of time I was gone? Ugh, you guys are lovely and wonderful and I've missed playing with you all and we should pick it back up. <3

[georgeatyourservice-blog]

"Man, lemme tell ya a thing or two… this was so much easier when we were on Facebook and all. I mean… I gotta find faceclaims and shit to interact normally on this site! It just ain’t gonna do, ya know? Tell me somethin’, how do YOU manage it? Cos I quite frankly don’t think it’s worth my time. I got better things to do. You know… JOUNOUCHI things to do."

[washingroyalsocks-deactivated20]

"Um… I don’t know what to tell you, Jounouchi."

"I manage it because my— our mun puts more work into it? I mean, it probably doesn’t help that you’re animated and I’m not. Er, not that I mean any offense by that, of course.

Sooo… go do your Jounouchi things? Don’t let faceclaims stop you.”

[severusthesnape]

"Oh, for the love of-- Can't you two take your incessant prattling elsewhere? Some of us are trying to study for a very important N.E.W.T.s exam and could do with a bit of peace and quiet. I don't want to hear about 'faceclaims' when I have about a hundred different ingredients for potions running through my head. I need to concentrate."

"Kindly take your conversation and piss off."

[harrypotterconfessions]

[severusthesnape]

//I just checked my inbox to find the best response to that meme I posted last night ever. I'll be on to answer it shortly. XD

[scribetiloa]

You have the entirety of ONE ask to make my muse blush and squirm bad enough to need a cold shower. Go nuts.

[severusthesnape]

Julie's TO-DO List:

//Since I've been out for nearly a week, I thought it'd be best to get organized. One, so I can refer back to this post and two, so those on this list know they haven't been forgotten. On top of being slow, I've been sick this week. If you think I'm ignoring you or being rude for whatever reason, DON'T. I love everyone and want to RP with everyone. I'm just... extremely busy and thus, slow. If there's any concerns or if you think you should be somewhere on this list, pleaaaase message me. I won't bite, I promise.

I owe responses to:

ongildedwings

spitfireevans

ofdirestcruelty

thelittlelilyevans

crazycalliope

theinsaneblack

thepadfootedprat

missmadandbad

I owe starters to:

yourdeercaptain

notxbellatrix

I owe an OOC message (for plotting purposes) to:

petitpettigrew

thexpastisinthepast

umbramgerendis

thelilyroseevans and sevv-prince

People I am in communication with and intend to RP with soon:

dice-indie

aiden--riddle

Memes I still have in my inbox:

missmadandbad

siriuslyblackpadfoot

sevv-prince

Drabbles owed:

mira-everwood

siriuslyblackpadfoot

gryffindorfredweasley

primusxlune

doeofgryffindor

Number of anons I have to answer: 1

Alright, so I have a little bit to do. As I've said, I have been sick this week but I am starting to feel better today. I plan on grabbing yourdeercaptain's starter and ongildedwings' response first and we'll see what follows from there.

But for now, I'm going to bed. I have to work tomorrow. Expect things on Friday! That's my day off and I plan to crank everything out then.

Just wanted to let you all know!

[severusthesnape]

HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?! (a classic, it had to be done.)

//oh, for sure. XD

"As big as you’d imagine it to be… in your dreams, It is, perhaps, the only place you’re able to find out after all."

The honest answer? In comparison to…? I don’t suppose it’s any less average than anyone else’s. It hangs about, it functions normally, and is bloody annoying to work with some mornings.

[thatangrybomber]

Send my muse the most NSFW asks you can think of.

[severusthesnape]

//In case anyone's been wondering, I haven't come off of my hiatus yet like I was supposed to (I had said I would be back this past Sunday) because after I got back from my trip I got this MASSIVE cold. Pretty sure it's bronchitis. So I haven't felt up to roleplaying.

I am most likely going to do some responses and starters either tomorrow evening or Friday for sure. I haven't dropped completely, don't give up on me yet! Just recovering from practically dying of a head cold. D8

[severusthesnape]

//I sent you a message but Tumblr eats those sometimes so thought I'd make a post and tag you too (which you said to do anywaaay). This is the Luffy from the One Piece photo shoot! Awkwardly asking to see the photos from the shoot! XD <3

Sorry followers, con stuff!!

[lilydoepotter-blog]

T H E  L A S T  H A P P Y  M O M E N T

In their little sitting room, the tall black-haired man in his glasses, making puffs of colored smoke erupt from his wand for the amusement of the small black-haired boy in his blue pajamas. The child was laughing and trying to catch the smoke, to grab it in his small fist. . . . A door opened and the mother entered, saying words he could not hear, her long dark-red hair falling over her face. Now the father scooped up the son and handed him to the mother.

[severusthesnape]

|OUTOFSTOCK|

//I'm heading to a convention this weekend, so I will actually be on hiatus until SUNDAY. I may reblog a few memes that I see while scrolling the dash, but I doubt I'll be able to answer them until then. [But feel free to send them and anons anyway. I love having something to look forward to answering.]

I've caught up on my drafts and I currently only owe one response... ongildedwings, our thread is the first that I'll answer on Sunday! I'm so sorry I'm not getting to it tonight. D8  It's nearing 4:30am and we have a seven hour drive today. I need at least four hours of sleep, haha.

ELLE. In my haste to catch up on my drafts, I didn't write your starter. But I promise I'll do it on Sunday. PROMISE. Ahhh, I'm so mad at myself right now for not doing it. >~>

Everyone else... I'll see you all in three days!! c:

[doeofgryffindor-archive]

undercover | lily and severus || AU

[doeofgryffindor-archive]

          Her head snapped up at the sound of the door opening, quickly turning her gaze to the door Severus walked in. He was late, obviously. And messy, she have to add. She quickly stood up, placing the newspaper back on the table. Had he not arrived in such a messy state, she would have been angry. Well, not exactly angry. Maybe just a few grumbling here and  there. If there was one person she couldn’t stay mad at, it was Severus. 

         "Really, Severus?" She reached out and helped him fix his tie. "You really think coming here looking like this will make me forget I’ve been waiting for you for almost more than an hour?" But she stayed calm. She had forgiven him even before he showed up really. "There," she brushed invisible dust off his suit before resting both hands on her best friend’s shoulder. "You are going to buy me coffee today for making me wait that long.”

         Turning to her chair, she grabbed her bag. “Yeah, we have a new case. I still don’t know what it is though. They didn’t let me in. Not until you’re here. I think it’s pretty serious.” she grabbed an apple from her bag before taking a bite out of it. “Have any ideas on what the case might be?”

         Guessing what the case might be was one of her favorite game whenever they were assigned with a new case. It was a horrible game, really. But it became a habit of hers. “Do you think it has anything to do with the death eaters?” Wincing a little at the mention of death eaters. 

         They can’t avoid the fact that their job is ‘surrounded’ by the possible encounter of death eaters. But she was too scared that the mention of death eaters still had an effect on him. And honestly, she didn’t mean it that way. “—- -want some?” And that was her only attempt to change the topic. By offering him apple. Nice one, Lil.

[severusthesnape]

Severus couldn't help but smirk slightly at the reasonable request as Lily dusted him off. "If I can't even afford myself an appropriate means to wake in the morning, do you honestly think I should be buying you a coffee?" He joked, though really, he'd already mentally agreed to buy them both something to keep them going that day. They would certainly need it, he felt. "Besides," He added with a hint of amusement. "I daresay you could stand to lay off the caffeine. You're already high-strung as it is."

He almost sighed as she mentioned that they'd kept from informing Lily of what their newest case could possibly be. It usually was a good sign that they were about to delve into many sleepless nights as they investigated. "I've not heard anything either." He leaned against the desk in the office, weary from the idea of it and crossed his arms as he gave it some thought.

Death Eaters. Severus frowned at that. It was such a personal and touchy subject for him, especially considering how close he'd gotten to becoming on of them. "I certainly hope not." He said with a distant expression on his face, shaking his head slightly.

However, they weren't left to dwell in silence for long. Lily was quick to break the awkwardness that was cropping up between them-- she knew better, after all. And he wrinkled his nose at the offending fruit she'd offered him. "You've bitten into it." He complained, to give them both something else to quip over. "As if I want your leftovers." The words were spoken with his typical Snape-like sneer, but Lily knew him well enough to know when he was actually joking around.

But he held out his hand for it, regardless, to see if she would actually hand it over. He had every intention of biting from the unmarred side if she did, just to continue being a petulant arse over it. "The case could revolve around a homicide involving a crate full of apples tampered with Morticaine." He gestured again for the apple. "You could be dead within the hour."

The jest wasn't at all amusing, but then, Severus' humor had always had a morbid twist to it.

[boundinflames-archive]

Back to basics || Hedwig & Snape

A return to Hogwarts wasn’t really what she expected when Dumbledore asked her to actually be a student. She had been James’ owl, but for her act of bravery Hedwig was granted the gift if humanity. And the headmaster thought it would be safest to be at the school and not wandering about.

But it was a secret that she was no longer an owl and having figured Hedwig would trip bells and alarms with James and the Marauders, Dumbledore placed her in the safest place he could think of.

Slytherin.

This was something Hedwig was very much not happy about. She was a Gryffindor through and through as was her owner, but she understood why she had to stay away.

She wasn’t supposed to technically be this way.

Clutching her books to her chest, Hedwig made her way out of the potions classroom and nearly ran headlong into the other boy. “Who-–sorry!” She groaned softly and offered to help.

[severusthesnape]

Severus was honestly damned tired of having his books knocked out of his arms. It happened often enough with bullying idiots from Gryffindor as it was. However, a quick glance at the girl before him and the colors she was wearing told him she likely didn't do this on purpose.

With a sort of grumble, the Slytherin accepted her offered help, Severus knelt down to scoop up what he had dropped. A moment later, he was on his feet yet again, though feeling somewhat harried from having the wind knocked out of him, even if it was for only a brief moment.

Honestly, everything about this bloody school had him feeling exhausted as of late.

"Don't worry yourself about it." He said by way of accepting her apology. He'd seen the girl around before, he thought, in passing. But he'd never really spoken to her before now.

"You're in the same year as I am, are you not? In case you missed a memo somewhere, Potions Class started about an hour ago." He exclaimed sarcastically, brows came together with his sudden curiosity. "Unless you're here because of an extra assignment... or detention?" Severus knew he was being nosy all of a sudden. He had that nasty habit of wanting to be involved in the affairs of everyone around him. And for someone who claimed they couldn't care less what other students got into, it was rather ironic.

"I'm Severus, by the way. Severus Snape." He extended a hand in an amiable enough greeting. A Slytherin knew to make allies where he could. Of course, had Severus known who this girl really was or learned her Gryffindorish personality at all, he would've been singing a different tune.

[severusthesnape]

doeofgryffindor replied to your post “//Okay, so it’s 3am BUT I ONLY HAVE TWO DRAFTS LEFT. Man, I am on a...”

omfg I feel like I'm on a roll too rn asdfgjkl lily is finally here with me.

//it's so frustrating how sometimes my muse just seems to SHIMMER and completely come to life when I SHOULD be sleeping, haha. I've just got your response in my drafts and I'm soooo excited to have no drafts! XD

[severusthesnape]

thepadfootedprat replied to your post “//So I had to take a pause from anything roleplay-ish because my...”

That movie lol i was like OMG COOL I LOVE COMPILATION MOVIES! Yeah no. There was like one good part

I felt the dog fight one was the most nifty. I mean, it was all sorts of not okays, but I like how it ended, that the guy who was made to fight the dog was the owner all along and he'd finally found his dog... and the dog recognized him. For being only a five minute film, that story was portrayed perfectly. I loved it.

But yeah, no, the rest of the film... man. I really still don't know how to feel about it. o_O

Also, I'm responding to Hedwig now~ -cackles-