I Didn't Do It I Swear

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[sightofsea]

nothing is better than finding a walking stick

[sightofsea]

*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick that’s as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now

[stream]

What? You guys never saw Memento? It’s the guy with no short-term memory, you know, Christopher Nolan’s first movie.

[batfamcreys]

[gailsimone]

These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)

[tethmos-deactivated20180313]

This cured my depression

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

[ulibeanzz]

[lesbianwhispers]

Fuck me

JeSUS I have so much to process.

I’m tired of a girl who

And I take each woman so seriously

I hate a girl who can’t just choose to have fuckin fun

I’m tired of a girl who can’t fuckin deal with her feelings: saying “you make me feel” like damn I know I don’t make you feel anything. That’s your choice. And if you don’t have a choice in how you feel... go to a therapist!

I want someone who follows adventure the way I do. Who seeks comfort in cuddles as much as they do in nightlife.

I want someone who understands how I’m feeling and isn’t going to use their environment as an excuse to be an asshole.

I want someone who understands that I’m trying my fucking best and sometimes, I honest to god know what’s good for them. That’s so unviable in our society today. But with this person, I know. I fucking know. I’m mad that I can’t connect with them in this moment to communicate all this with them because if they could put their feelings aside for TEN MINUTES, we’d be fine. Perfectly fine.

The best part is that they won’t even read this. They don’t know how I feel. They won’t know how I am beyond the horizon of their comprehension. I am my whole own person beyond their vision of me. They are limited by their maturity in the world and blame me for things they are in control of (their feelings).

GOD I’m so tired of being blamed for their feelings. And trying to figure out what they are in the process. I’m tired of being generally mildly annoyed and it being blown up into something entirely out of proportion. This makes me feel like a fuck up! And I’m tired of feeling like I’m a fucking fuck up!

I know I am a fuck up! We all are. Sometimes our fuck ups are made super public. And I’m so fucking tired of feeling the responsibility of it all. Sometimes I am a fuck up and that’s super valid. But sometimes I’m not! And that’s what gets me the most!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lesbianwhispers]

I’m a fucking lesbian, Jacob

[africant]

[duchessofyetiville]

Azula was that bitch. But Katara was THAT. BITCH.

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[ladylilithium]

[omghotmemes]

Amen.

[kissedbydragonfire]

100%

[triplebigday]

And waiting to be infiltrated by Lara Croft.

[queerspacetheory]

Amen

[neddea]

Amen

[norringtondeservestheworld]

“I am more of a romantic than Dan and David. I kinda want him to just leave Cersei! She is bad for you and it’s not healthy and clearly you are in a relationship where you are more in love with her than she loves you.. so, you know.. And what about this Brienne of Tarth?!? She is, like, more a great..” - Nikolaj Coster Waldau

BONUS:

[uchicagoadmissions]

byzantines in the 600s: i’m so glad the plague of justinian is over the mongols in 1347: happy the year of the rat

[dandridgegirl]

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  Bogdan Rezunenko

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  Bogdan Rezunenko

[tunedoutt-deactivated20140506]

[meanplastic]

The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[divaofdespair]

Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[thebootydiaries]

[pangur-and-grim]

sometimes Pangur gets bored of her toys & starts screaming, so I open a door to Forbidden Territory. it makes her feel sneaky and glad

[mediumfoot]

is there a human trapped inside this weasel

[pangur-and-grim]

she never ate nobody, not once. humans, in this cat?

[pickleandthequeen]

I feel as she should open her mouth an speak prophecy. She is such a striking kitty. Like she is the type of cat I would expect to see at the side of elves.

[pangur-and-grim]

y’all are talking about this cat?

A video posted by Greer Stothers (@pangurandgrim) on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:45pm PST

[catcherofstars017-deactivated20]

This mysterious creature is here to tell us the secret to a utopian society

[pangur-and-grim]