Space Queen in a Space Dream

hi i'm charlotte! she/her, female, 23. owner of vestlizard100 (RIP). i like palaeontology, metal gear, mass effect, and bad jokes. feel free to message me anytime!

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Some people are saying that he might be the next big thing

[datasoong47]

[decemberwinter]

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[biggestchongyunfan]

big sad

A self-proclaimed strongest fairy, Cirno, has been found molten on a sidewalk this morning. This is connected to global warming caused by influences outside the Gensokyo. To help the cause internally, we urge all yokai to stop smoking mega blunts and throwing parties. Even you, Reimu.

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!

[c3rvida3]

One nip at night, Bruce's delight...

Two nips at noon, Kyle's in Dune (1984)...

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[straycatj]

ここで　まってたのよ

I"m waiting for you here ...

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[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

[protectspock]

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excuse me

[protectspock]

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

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its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

[karvina]

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[fallout-lou-begas]

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[brightereyes]

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[st-just]

Warhammer 40,000 is of course, uh, not unproblematic. But patterning orks specifically and incredibly blatantly off English football hooligan culture was probably simultaneously the least bigoted and most creative thing literally anyone did with the concept of 'the orc' at any point in the 1980s

[nationalritalinshortage]