Author of C*ck of the Onceler

Minors DNI - Adults Only - Hello. I am a fan fiction author. Please share with me your favorite fan fiction moments. I hope you enjoy my stories.

[sexybaboon]

Fanfiction Summary (to post to communities)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: Explicit (18+)

Fandom: The Onceler (The Lorax 2012 movie) is the main fandom.

Content Warnings: No heavy content warnings. Some chapters may have some violence and blood. S*xual nature is to be expected.

Category: All (M/M, M/F, F/F, Multi, Other)

Other Fandoms/Characters (as of ch. 49): Gravity Falls (Bill Cipher), Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Tony the talking Clock), Undertale (Sans, Sans AU), Donkey Kong Country (Sexual Kong), Sonic the Hedgehog (Shadow the Hedgehog), Ryuu ga Gotoku/Yakuza (Kiryu Kazuma), NieR: Automata (2B), Harry Potter (Harry Potter, Snape), Doctor Who (Dr.Who, David Tennant), Five Nights at Freddy's (Freddy Fazbear), Mob Psycho 100 (Reigen Arataka), Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel (Alastor, Various), Cryptids (Mothman, Bigfoot), Disco Elysium (Harry Du Bois, Kim Kitsuragi, Harry du Bois' C*ck), Sherlock (Sherlock Holmes, Benedict Cumberbatch), Baldur's Gate (Astarion), Steven Universe (Tuxedo Pearl, Spinel, C*ckicite), 魔道祖师 Modao Zushi (Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan), Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Dio Brando, Jojo), Vocaloid (Hatsune Miku), Jujutsu Kaisen (Gojo Satoru), Moomin (Snufkin), Omegaverse (Alpha, Beta, Omega), The Grinch (The Grinch), The Amazing Digital Circus (Pomni, Jax), Looney Tunes (Bugs Bunny), Sex Wizard (Sex Wizard), YN (YN), Nuclear Throne (Yung Venuz), Mario Bros. (Waluigi), Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler (Sebastian, Grell), Gordon Ramsay, Final Fantasy VII (Sephiroth), Pokemon (Nurse Joy, Mystery Pokemon), Animal Crossing (Raymond the Cat, Tom Nook), Monopoly (Mr. Monopoly), Marvel Cinematic Universe (Loki), Supernatural (Dean Winchester, Dan Winchester, Castiel), Shrek (Shrek), The Lord of the Rings (Bilbo, Gandalf), Dragon Ball (Goku, Vegeta)

Additional Tags: S*x, S*xual Content, Large C*ck

Chapters: 49/ Ongoing

Words (as of ch. 49): 8450

Summary: An epic story centering around the famously s*xual character the Onceler and his many adventures.

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75521256/chapters/197466076

Author's note: Hello. I am Sexy_Baboon, author of "C*ck of the Onceler". I hope my Fan Fiction will bring you and your loved ones many exciting feelings and smiles. Last Edited: 23-May-2026

[sexybaboon]

Chapter 56 of The Onceler Fan-Fiction

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Wow my friends! Would you look at that. I have published yet another chapter of my Fan Fiction.

This is another chapter with Music as its core theme.

Sometimes music makes us a captive audience, but the Onceler wishes to captivate the source of music. Relatable, wouldn't you say?

Thank you for reading.

[sexybaboon]

Chapter 55 of "C*ck of the Onceler"

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hello friends and readers. Would you believe it? A new chapter of my Fan Fiction is here.

In this chapter ... powerful heroes, or could they be anti-heroes? come from afar in search of glory. And who could be more glorious than the Onceler? Also those heroes are cats.

Thank you for reading.

[sexybaboon]

What is a cock to you, exactly? You write about cock like its an abstract concept or some kinda like.. thing rather than a body part? /nm or anything im just curious about what you think when writing it

Hello dear reader. Thank you for this question. Just upon reading, it stirs my brain with many thoughts! What *is* a cock. How brilliant! Questions can be just as smart as answers, and this is a beautiful example.

My answer, I believe, applies to all Genitals, even if for obvious reasons, my Fan Fiction, "C*ck of the Onceler" focuses slightly more on cocks.

I think ultimately while yes, of course a cock, or rather Cock, is a body part it is also what you make of it. And the Onceler, and many of the other larger-than-life characters I chose to write about, wield not their cocks like us mere common people. These are the cocks of champions, cocks destined for great things. Inspirational cocks which should, I hope, give us ideas on how to shape our destinies. For we cannot truly reach perfection, but is it not human to try?

I also believe cocks to be Sexual.

I hope this answers your question.

[sexybaboon]

Chapter 54th

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

My friends! A new chapter is available. Here the Onceler meets the most famous of all furries. Do you know of furries? They're like very sexy animals, with people traits such as muscles, and humongous breasts.

You might astutely notice this skips chapter 53, which is an interlude. you should still read it, of course.

Thank you for reading.

[twentifourhours]

I like to think The Onceler is just happy to be there as the founder of the niche

[sexybaboon]

thoughts on onceler mpreg?

I had to look this concept up. Male Pregnancy! Much like they have in the Omegaverse!

I think it would be fine if the Onceler became Male Pregnant, should he find a Stable Situation within which to raise a Family. However currently he is enmeshed in a series of sexual adventures, so I think it's not yet the time. He cannot be discovering so many c*cks and have an eye on the baby monitor, so to speak! Ah, but dear readers, who would be the father?

[sexybaboon]

what are ur pronouns? (respectfully)

You can say he/him but it doesn't Matter too much!

[curiositysavesthecat]

Which abbreviation do you use for Archive of Our Own?

AO3

A03

I don't use the site

Voting ended onJul 1

*The first option, AO3 is the letters A, O and 3

The second option, A03 is A, zero (0) and 3

This poll was submitted to us and we simply posted it so people could vote and discuss their opinions on the matter. If you’d like for us to ask the internet a question for you, feel free to drop the poll of your choice in our inbox and we’ll post them anonymously (for more info, please check our pinned post).

[perpetually-tired-valkyrie]

I actually have no idea. Pretty sure I use them, (including Ao3) interchangeably because I am terrible at spelling things and also too lazy to fix it and also figure you know what I’m talking about 😅

[sexybaboon]

Archive of our Onceler

[sexybaboon]

What would you think if the Onceler had large breasts?

I think about this question sometimes, and wanted to share it with you.

Would it change your perception of the character? I know in my heart I would still love him dearly.

I look forward to reading your thoughts.

[sexybaboon]

Chapter 52

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hello my friends. I have released a new chapter.

In this chapter, The Onceler is confronted by the vast darkness of space.

[sexybaboon]

What would you think if the Onceler had large breasts?

I think about this question sometimes, and wanted to share it with you.

Would it change your perception of the character? I know in my heart I would still love him dearly.

I look forward to reading your thoughts.

[sexybaboon]

Have you thought about the Onceler today?

I have. I hope you can too.

[animentality]

[sexybaboon]

I can only hope that one day that a C*ck Engineer reads my Fan Fiction. I would love to have their scientific and technical perspective on my Writing.

[sexybaboon]

Chapter 51

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Greetings my friends. I hope you are still alive and well. I have published Chapter 51 of my Fan Fiction which stars The Onceler. Unlike Chapter 50, it does not require an alarming warning. This is another Chapter with "Science-Fiction" influences, so put on your thinking caps! Thank you for reading.

[sexybaboon]

⚠️WARNING!!⚠️ Chapter 50

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

My friends,

With this post we finally celebrate chapter 50. But what comes with joy and celebration must also come a grave warning:

Chapter 50 contains something that may or may not change your life, something I shiver to reveal publicly here. Please be ready, whatever that may mean. As always, thank you for reading

[sexybaboon]

Another Important Poll about the Onceler

Do you find the Onceler attractive?

I am Heterosexual and find the Onceler sexually attractive

I am Homosexual and find the Onceler sexually attractive

I am Bisexual and find the Onceler sexually attractive

I am Pansexual and find the Onceler sexually attractive

I am Asexual and find the Onceler sexually attractive

I am Metrosexual and find the Onceler sexually attractive

I am Sapiosexual and find the Onceler sexually attractive

I am a Liar and do not find the Onceler sexually attractive

Voting ended onMay 28

This is an important poll I believe, so i will run it Longer than the previous one. Please ask your friends to participate, if they are adults.

[sexybaboon]

Thank you to all for answering my poll. Though it is somewhat Heart-Breaking to learn that 20% of you have lied upon it!