Sexy John Green

Originally, this blog contained everything related to the Sexy John Green Meme thanks to Stan from Crash Course. Now, it's just ALL THE JOHN GREEN THINGS. Enjoy.

[papertownsy]

this photo makes me feel weird and confused… John Green. Rockstar entrance. Red carpet premiere. 

[karenkavett]

Thank you so very much for this GIF, Buzzfeed.

[localmaninapapertown]

Local man recalls eating burrito. 

[localmaninapapertown]

Local man pleased to hear about opening of new Red Lobster.

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[sexyjohngreen]

waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

[ayyymagician-deactivated2017012]

John Green's writing process

*flips a coin* ok, so, a boy, who is in love with a girl who *spins a wheel* collects secondhand journals, meet and *rolls dice* go on a cruise with the main character’s *throws dart* albino friend who likes *picks a card out of a hat* 11th century Norwegian poetry.

[fishingboatproceeds]

A+++, Would be burned by this user again.

[cardigans-and-bowties]

Im watching CrashCourse while waiting for my class when lo and behold, it is the episode from which sexy John originated 

[life-at-the-unexpected]

@edwardspoonhands

[hermionejg-deactivated20200701]

Hankbama. #youtubeasksobama #teaminternet

[fishingboatproceeds]

Obama hugged GloZell and Bethany, and then started to go in for the handshake with Hank, but Hank was like, “THIS IS A HUG-ONLY ZONE MR. PRESIDENT,” and spread his arms wide and hugged the President.

(Later, Hank reported to me: “He’s very fit. He’s in great shape.”)

[edwardspoonhands]

I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!

[newtonsrazor]

[edwardspoonhands]

This was so hard to do in the Crash Course studio…in the end, we gave up on trying to keep everything dry and literally covered THE ENTIRE FLOOR IN PIZZA JOHN BLANKETS. I poured my bucket into another bucket and, remarkably enough, got almost all of it into it.

[tobebold]

"No matter your circumstances, you are valuable and rare and worthy of love"- John Green

[ts-1989]

[seriousjones]

[bokdragen]

I will never get over the fact that The Fault in Our Stars's Norwegian title is literally “Fuck Destiny”. NEVER.

[fishingboatproceeds]

I love you, Norway.

[kinkydonuts]

[sexyjohngreen]

Hey guys! Here's my addition to the 2014 Project for Awesome! Anyone else submitting any videos this year?

[perfectimmelmannturn]

John Green hates unicorns.