Sexy and Saucy

Sam Evans . 22 . Serving Drinks Of All Kinds I don't really know what to say here, but I'm living in Chicago, working at the Ame Cerise at Logan Square, and chasing my dream and my soulmate. Isn't everyone though? Soulmate Found and Loved Like Crazy

[drdeshpande-blog]

Who are Steve and Bunny?

[sexysaucysam]

My rabbits! Steve Whiskers and Bunny Barnes, best friends and lovers. 

[ladysanlo]

You dance kind of like a former stripper, but God knows those bunnies have been exposed to dirtier things. When you and D used to live together, they definitely saw us getting it on more than once, and back then it was almost always filthy.

[sexysaucysam]

I do?! I don’t think that’s the style I was going for...

I believe that though. I mean, they see plenty in our bedroom too. Though I try to lay the cover over the cage when I remember. 

[soulmateanderson]

Well if you think of it this way, they are hopping around on the ground and you’re basically shaking the floor while you’re dancing. It’s like, little bunny earthquakes.

[sexysaucysam]

That’s terrifying, babe!

[drdeshpande-blog]

.. No.

[drdeshpande-blog]

If that’s the case, then I don’t see why anyone would feel the need to buy anything Valentine’s Day related when it’s still two months away. There’s something to be said for being prepared of course, but that’s just a little excessive in my opinion.

[sexysaucysam]

People are eager, I guess. I don’t know. I usually get my stuff the day after the holiday. Everything’s half off. 

[sexysaucysam]

I don’t think Steve and Bunny are big fans of Footloose. They keep hiding while I’m rehearsing. Or maybe it’s just my dancing they don’t like. 

[sanchez-dani]

I’m excited to say

That after a lot of talk with the Berry men that I’ll be returning to Ame Cerise on a biweekly basis as the performer a few times a week. They’ve worked out a great deal with my record company and I’ll even have a little merch table set up every day where you’re all more than welcome to scan the silly things I’ve come up with. My first gig back is next Wednesday so I hope to see some of you there!

[sexysaucysam]

Ahhhh! That’s awesome! I told you they’d love to have you back! 

I’ll totally get scheduled while you’re playing some night so I can enjoy the jams. 

[drdeshpande-blog]

.. No.

There is no way I just saw Valentine’s Day decorations out on the shelf already. Is this country just– just completely incapable of handling the holidays one at a time?!

[sexysaucysam]

Not if they can make more money, I’m pretty sure. 

[soulmatelessjane-blog]

I’m very excited to be doing this! I’m confident that this will help me be a better lawyer. Though it certainly doesn’t hurt that I get to do it with all of you!

[sexysaucysam]

Huh, I never thought about that before. It totally builds up confidence and stuff though! I’ve been performing with my guitar with a long time, but doing Rent was like this whole other deal, you know? It helped a lot. 

[soulmatelessjane-blog]

At least if you write them yourself, you know exactly what you are saying. That’s how I’ve always felt, anyway. Awesome! I’ll be there! I’m excited to give this a try!

[sexysaucysam]

I guess that’s true. Things I have to say don’t always make sense though. I’m excited you’re doing it with us!

[drdeshpande-blog]

[sexysaucysam]

...what? 

[sexysaucysam]

Text: I need you to do me a favor. I'm back in Chicago -- the show -- as of tomorrow, and Blaine's in class and working tonight, so I need you to take over prep and hosting duties for Friendsgiving while I'm away. I can give you help and a checklist if you need it. Sorry to drop this on you so last minute!

Text: ...you want me to... make food? 

[soulmatelessjane-blog]

I certainly hope that’s the case! I’ve never spoken in front of crowds with lines I haven’t written myself so that’ll be weird. I’m mostly really excited though! Do you know when rehearsals start?

[sexysaucysam]

Seems a lot easier to me than having to write them myself. They’re every Wednesday from here on out! I’m sure I’ll see you there!

[brittspiercecorn-blog]

My boyfriend has had to watch me kiss so many people onstage. I understand how it can be a little awkward. Perhaps think about it as you’re kissing Ariel, not Santana. You’re acting, it’s different.

[sexysaucysam]

I’m sure we’ll make it work. Dani’s pretty good at kepping us in line in real life, so I’m sure she’ll manage as our director too. 

[soulmateanderson]

I’ll start writing them out as a stress relieving exercise.

I knew what you meant, handsome. I’d rather have you than extra bubbles joining me in the bath anyways. You mean like the random spikes of feeling I get in my chest? …Kinda. I thought about that when Rachel’s ankle was hurt too. I…maybe. That’d be weird though, right? See you say that now, but there’s five options for every potential wedding category.

[sexysaucysam]

Then we’ll burn it or something. That’s usually part of these sort of rituals. 

Yeah, like... sometimes I get kinda stressed for no reason? And then you tell me you had a rough day? It is weird. Who knows though, right? Everybody’s gotta start somewhere. 

[soulmason]

It’s either that or she’s clearing her throat really aggressively as a form of encouragement.

I’m really excited! It’s not like I mind having to perform with my best friends all the time, you know?

[sexysaucysam]

You don’t... think she’s actually doing that, do you? 

I hope not or I’d have to kick your behind!

[soulmateanderson]

I can’t say I blame you. I’ve imagined firing him so many times it’s almost embarrassing. 

Agreed. A hot double bubble bath? It’s almost like you read my mind. Also, I brought up to Rachel about how the wedding binder could use a little…reducing, as it has now become the wedding coffee table. So many we can all look through it and start narrowing down some choices?

[sexysaucysam]

We could just make up a bunch of ways it could happen. 

Double like... there’s two of us in it. Not double the bubbles. Rachel would probably get mad if they ended up all  over the floor.... again. And sometimes I think maybe I can? Don’t you ever get that... feeling? Yeah, for sure! I’m ready to take it on!

[soulmateanderson]

You’re kind of adorable, you know that, right? I haven’t said that to you in awhile.

You won’t be saying that five minutes into the coffee session with him. Well, I was thinking you and I could bunker down due to blizzard-like weather and just have a nice dinner and watch a movie. I mean I’d suggest going somewhere but it is snow-pocalypse outside.

[sexysaucysam]

It just happens, babe. I have no control. 

I’ll be with you, so I’ll be happy. No, that sounds perfect, to be honest. I’m already tired of this snow. Maybe a nice, hot double bubble bath?