Stuff n'stuff

22, M, Exponentially expanding

[abercrombee]

bungee jumping but instead of bungee chord, you’ve got 75m of anal beads in you and you’ve gotta clench to stop yourself

my loose bussy reading this:

[communistbussy]

even though this post is from 2018 i think about it all the time

[briines]

the lengths that films will go to avoid showing cock is astounding and shameful

[40ouncesandamule]

We need more full frontal nudity in film

We need more cock in film

[whitepeopletwitter]

I’m before the NFT

[doubleca5t]

[dogposts]

I couldn't figure out how my bed kept getting unmade while I was making coffee until I put up a camera. (via)

[pseudophan]

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

[pseudophan]

don't hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

[fufaitazu]

cave johnson here. the lab boys have told me that the giant, hideous slug we’ve been extracting gel from for the last two months may be… i mean, how do you want me to say this– it’s homophobic. i don’t even know if it’s been near a homosexual employee or employees, but damned if it doesn’t pitch a fit whenever two men are within five feet of each other. i can’t fire the thing, it’s not on the payroll, so: if you ARE a homosexual under our employ. invest in salt.

[textbooklesbian]

this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years

[warkorkweh]

Anish Kapoor foiled by the pinkest pink again

[mattchewpicchu]

The kirbean

[sandmandaddy69]

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[longsightmyth]

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

[longsightmyth]

seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!

[discountalien-pancake]

Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?

[longsightmyth]

[headspace-hotel]

Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam

[boccs]

I mean personally I was in favor of Mr. Peru and Mr. Nigeria but I can fully agree Spain can get out of there.

[robotclownery]

Tbh mr spain looks like a piece of art compared to britain and cuba’s costumes

[waynekiller]

SE asia brought the thunder

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends

[garbage-empress]

Pokemon Crime and Pokemon Punishment

[zennistrad]

Pokemon Pride and Pokemon Prejudice

[official-kircheis]

Pokemon War and Pokemon Peace

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE THE ONION

[idrils]

#this is what you all sound like talking about succession

[toastbutteregg]

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[bill-11b]

Gotta die somehow.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

he’s cured

[prguitarman]

A miracle