will you ever draw anything homestuck related again?
Okay but I haven’t read it in 4 years and I can’t be bothered to look up a reference image so this is what you’re getting.

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will you ever draw anything homestuck related again?
Okay but I haven’t read it in 4 years and I can’t be bothered to look up a reference image so this is what you’re getting.
This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….
“Trending subreddits are determined based on a variety of activity indicators.”
so you go to porn subreddits eh?
also what is this post trying to prove? that you subbed to r/publicmasterbation AND r/politics?
obviously the joke here is that you “can’t take reddit seriously because just XD look what two posts are right next to each other!!” but you’re the one who intentionally subscribed to those two completely independent subreddits so something like this would happen
it’s really not that funny
it’s like you’re trying so hard to slander reddit and put reddit at the butt of the joke, but you had to make an account there so you could sub to r/publicmasturbation.
also either their system is broken because “(which are also limited to safe for work communities for now).” or you photoshopped it to have cringy, yet real subreddits show up there
who knows, but this post is bad
my ceiling fan has been clicking for months now and im starting to think the clicking is morse code intended to subconsciously reprogram me to be sad and tired all the time
Sounds like the ball bearing s are starting to go.
Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Ceiling Fans. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve had the ceiling fan since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have lost the remote for it years ago but believe me I know this baby inside out. I don’t know what the fucking a ball bearing is. I’ve never seen one and frankly it sounds like bullshit. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about ball bearings. Have you ever been to my house? seen my ceiling fan? I sincerely doubt it because I haven’t had friends over to my house since the Bush administration. Thats a very narrow window of time in which you could have seen my ceiling fan. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the fucking ceiling fan academy. I worked at Home Depot for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the department with the ceiling fans. I actually spent most of my time in the garden and patio section, but believe me, we had fans out there, big industrial ones. They kept us cool and I never heard a single fucking thing about a ball bearing. Please get fucked.
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Sigh All The Fuck You Want Motherfucker I’m Ripped
uhm, sorry, but what so funny about it? I just don’t get it
dude was trying to help, why people on this website are so unnecessary agressive most of the time? chill
Fucking perfect zen enlightened asshole over here who thinks they’re hot shit because they can control their emotions like some fucking emotion-president. Some fucking emotion general. Commands the emotions. Get fucked. I’m not having any of this.
saw this posted on reddit.. this is the biggest overreaction to what is a legitimate reason for the fan to be making noise.
just because you don’t know what the fuck a ball bearing is (and seriously, don’t fucking touch anything mechanical if you don’t know what it is) doesn’t mean you can act the way he did.
and if it was meant to be a joke? it’s not funny and just makes you look like an asshole and you can get fucked.. or better yet don’t and don’t pass along your foul genetics.
I can’t even muster a response for this one
I want to know what subreddit this was posted on
Found it
Oh i see
I don’t think I’ve ever seen people miss a joke this hard in all my internet life honestly.
Dude stop commenting on posts your not funny and tbh you're ruining my dashboard
“unfollow me lol”
except the post with that header was a joke post about sausage party you fucking fools
you literally just WANT somebody to actively hate
So it’s our first date right? I put on a cute little sundress, sandals, and a denim jacket and I am on my way.
So I show up to Starbucks, where we were meeting, and I see this very hairy, very large man wearing clothes that do not fit him.
I walk over thinking, “okay, don’t judge him based off his looks, maybe he’s a good guy.” He finally notices me and just continues staring. He continues sitting down without shaking my hand or hugging me or anything of the sort and says (before even a hello), “wow, you overdressed.”
Stunned at his bluntness, I stared at him until finally he asked if I’d like to go see a movie.
On the way to the movie, I realized I forgot my wallet but eh I figured he’d probably pay. It is a date after all, right?? Wrong.
We walk up to the box office and he asks for one ticket ONE TICKET for whatever movie we were seeing. Clearly embarrassed, I turned to him, explained the situation and asked if he could buy my ticket and I’d pay him back after the movie was over. He rolls his eyes, turns to the box office woman and goes, “we’ll be right back.”
Then, he turns to me and says, “Let’s go get your wallet.”
We walk to my car and grab my wallet. I probably should’ve left at this point, but I was trying to keep an open mind.
Finally, we get into the movie theaters and he asks if I want anything from the concessions stand. I ask him for a bottle of water so naturally, he asks the worker for a CUP of water. Cup. Free.
Anyways, we get into the movie with my free cup of water and we sit down. He decides to hold my hand with his sweaty hairy hand and without previews even starting yet, puts my hand on his dick.
I immediately jump up, yell, “FAMILY EMERGENCY” and run out.
He then proceeds to text me asking if we can at least make out a bit. When I say no, he replies, “Your loss.”
Is it though? Is it really? Hahaha.
Literally cheapest, most disgusting date I’ve ever been on.
what’s wrong with free water though? you got a problem?
obviously if he wasn’t willing to pay for your ticket why would you ask him to get you water and EXPECT him to buy a bottle of water?
all I’m saying is that water thing is bullshit and your fault for having expectations he proved he wasn’t going to meet
does anyone else ever unintentionally read a negative review of something you rly like and you have to consciously make an effort not to internalize it and trick yourself into hating the thing you loved 2 seconds ago
or you could enjoy something for your own reason and not have your mind changed because you read 4 sentences about why it’s Not So Good
how could your mind be changed so easily?
listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit strategy now. if ur texting him then just make something up. “haha i gotta go now. it was nice talking to you. bye!” if you’re somewhere with him just leave. do parkour if you have to. run like the wind. get away from that man
Even David Fincher, who directed Fight Club, agrees with this:
“My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me ‘Fight Club’ is his favorite movie,” he said. “I told her never to talk to Max again.” (link)
Do you ever just feel overcome by utter astonishment & disbelief that people even demand proof that porn is harmful in the first place? Like here are thousands upon thousands of videos showing 25 men penetrating one woman in her vagina, anus, & mouth, calling her a dirty slut & a cum bucket, & ejaculating on her face & body while she grimaces or cries, but what do you mean this is misogynistic? Rape & abuse, haha what are you talking about, she loves it! Why don’t you PROVE these negative effects, huh?? But even when you do show them all the research, statistics, & testimonies in the world, they don’t care. It’s like people’s brains just fall out of their heads when it comes to porn.
it’s called: acting
a bizarre concept, I know, but not everything you see somebody doing is actually reality. people pretend to do or feel certain things. sometimes they even get a LOT of people who act, hey let’s call them.... uh actors!, they get a bunch of these actors together and record them acting with each other and then sell tickets to go see the recording in a nice comfy chair to people who aren’t “actors”
I’m glad I could educate somebody about the wonders of this whole Acting thing
I wondered why I found this movie so visually pleasing…
you… dont just place the spiral anywhere.. this isnt how composition works
if you place the spiral anywhere like that then literally everything you see is composed well
cinematic excellence everywhere u see
yes.
I wondered why I found this comic so visually pleasing…
I just got BLOCKED because I said that dragon age 2 is shit
this is the Best Moment of my Internet Career
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yo artorias lookin’ fine
I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies.
I’m glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn’t meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot
………you’re an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them.
“I like the film aesthetics of this movie” “Wow what is this some kind of SJW bullshit??”
“I like colours lads” “FUCKING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD”
That guy’s blog is a real arrested_development_dead_bird.jpg experience.
Why, it’s like racists are goddamn idiots or something. Amazingly like that. So very very very like that.
except for the blatantly neon lights on top of the kaiju’s heads, that movie is as dull, drab, and gray as any given action movie I have no idea what you’re talking about
#this entire scene is a fucking masterpiece #the building tension in Barbossa’s cabin #the strings in the score rising ominously #and then the entire movie turns on a /dime/ #‘oh okay’ #I remember thinking #‘fucking GHOST PIRATES’ #it drops from historical swashbuckler to fantasy swashbuckler in one set piece #in which the rules for how the crew work are given to you purely in visuals #and you get to see that sharp difference between horror-horror and fun horror #because this scene genuinely terrifies Elizabeth #and delights /you/ #instead of being awful for both of you #god it’s just so neatly done and raises the stakes for the film and puts everything into context and adds depth to the characters #and comes as a complete surprise #this is all the things you want in a set piece #we should all aspire to storytelling so economical #(incidentally so should THE SEQUELS #christ) (via wizzard890)
I don’t think any of that is true
PC Gamer says Dark Souls 3 is as good as Dragon Age 2
I hear Dark Souls 3 is the Dragon Age 2 of Dark Souls.
#dragon age 2 was VERY good
>implying dragon age 2 isn’t horrible shit