Jackass Rabbit

It's okay if you're only here for the "This Is Nice" tag. (She/Her, 30s)  Info/BYF: goshdarnrabbit.carrd.co

[jackassrabbit]

Goshdarn Rabbit

What's hoppening, everybunny?

Just realised I never pinned my Carrd/BYF/DNI. It’s pretty basic.

[nondelphic]

you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

[yoku-yukihime]

always number 1

[mindeatingamoeba]

assorted takicafes

[ashbelero]

“Here’s a thing I found and here’s the source - or at least that’s what the mindless stupid AI whose only goal is to give me an answer that it thinks I’ll be satisfied with says, so I don’t have any proof —“

THEN DON’T FUCKING SAY IT??? IM GONA START CHECKING YOU GUYS BIBLIOGRAOHIES IF YOU DONT STOP GIVING US AI AS A ‘SOURCE’

[dragongirlbunny]

[sgt-zippo]

what was that show called again?

[sharkchunks]

Network (1976, written by Paddy Chayefsky and directed by Sidney Lumet)

[fluff-e-boy]

Do you think you could be trusted with the Death Note?

I’d start killing politicians so quickly you would not believe. I also would get caught instantly

[rylusussy]

zanhisa🧍‍♀️

[yoku-yukihime]

What's wrong? You looked so happy to see me just before...

[ouroborosorder]

hoping for transfem ralsei is like losing chess to a dog but the dog is known friends with a bunch of grandmasters and also a dog did recently win a chess tournament kinda and so maybe this dog could have hands so I should see where this goes

[axyya]

Type of dumb joke I could see Toby putting in Chapter 6, tbh.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[churroach]

I need season 2 NOW

[mihai-florescu]

Im raising an army of devoted soldiers who will take over the world and make it into a place i can love. If youre still here then you are part of it, naturally

[girlnephew]

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]