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the titanium-arsed mechanoid menace, 907 hawke. peanut liker first, adult man second, blogging and re-blogging about various interests. feel free to message me! i like all sortsa stuff, mostly scifi/fantasy things. my original posts are tagged #blorg bloag. [ art blog: darkwizart//occasionally NSFW]

[animestan69]

willst für 10 eu eine brezel kaufen der bruder glotzt dich an. zukunft

[transmechanicus]

So sad when ppl have ‘taken’ in their bio, like damn the war against Oryx continues to this day :[

[destinyheritageposts]

Destiny Heritage Post

[transmechanicus]

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[fontseeker]

"The News" is in Manuscript Capitals (1972) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use]. They used an upside-down M for the W.

"VIsitors from Within" is in ITC Bauhaus Demi (1975) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use].

This one's in Microgramma (1952) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use · Identifont].

"The Zetetic" is in Ringlet (1882) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use].

"Strange Times" matches the free font Blobs (2003?) [dafont.com]. Either Blobs is a digitization of an earlier font, or this logo isn't actually from the early ufology scene.

[primalwarden]

i don't wanna do laundry. the robot dimension is in my computer and i wanna stay there. i have to do laundry. because otherwise all my funny renfaire stuff will be so stinky and i'm off to the knight dimension in like 2 hours.

[lady-viccy]

Mutuals in different timezones:

Turn based friendship

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[lemmmmmmmmmmonade]

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

[amgeforns]

hm.

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Has your girl blorbo ever been in jail/prison?

- Yes

- No

- Nuance/Unsure

Has your girl blorbo ever been in jail/prison?

Yes

No

Nuance/unsure

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[bookhobbit]

on tv people are always getting called by professional titles instead of names eg captain doctor detective what have you. wish this happened more in real life in general for your average person. I would like to simply be addressed by the element of my life that is relevant to the current situation, I mostly do not want people to know or use my name. hello patient, the doctor will see you now. dear applicant we are sorry to say that we think your resume is terrible and we hope you crumble into unseeing dust forever, goodbye. you there, shopper, please stop hiding under the clothing racks and leaping out to bite people. and so forth

[jukeboxhound]

Forreal tho being addressed as "Madam Advocate" by judges hits this feeling for me so much that I don't even mind the misgendering. After all, it's not me, it's the Advocate being addressed, and the Advocate has a Job To Do (which is supporting the survivor who doesn't want to be there at all but is being coerced by the system).

[cepheusgalaxy]

My ocs are so awesome and beautiful

Everybody wants to hear about my ocs

I know my oc's lore and can put it coherently into words

My ocs are amazing

I can always give them more Issues and Tribulations

Everybody loves my oc's Issues and Tribulations

My ocs are the most beautiful blorbos on earth

I can make their life worse

[tfoutofcontextcomicedition]

piggybacking!!!!! they’re friends!!!!!!!! important!!!!!!

[orange-q]

my fav from grendizer

[e3n-ethan]

Is. Is this necessary for combat?

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

of course horus fights demons in a fucking thong. of course he fucking does. why would I expect anything different. of course he fights demons in a thong.

[yesornopolls]

Have you experienced the Tetris Effect in any way?

Have you experienced the Tetris Effect in any way?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 16 hours 38 minutes

The Tetris effect occurs when someone dedicates substantial time, effort, and concentration to an activity and thereby alters their thoughts, dreams, and other experiences not directly linked to said activity.

[willgrahamscock]

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[primalwarden]

brainworm for the masses: grendizer and/or jeeg with italian armour influences on the plating. you're welcome