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Go to the bathroom. Eat your soap.

-When your 12 year old is cussing out strangers on Fortnite

#im gonna be laughing about this shit for days man

“Oh cool a five cent raise! I can shove this up my ass and it would mean NOTHING!”

-Minty talking about what it was like to work at Meijer

“I love going to Home Depot so I can walk around looking at men like my dick is bigger than theirs because they know it is”

- Minty in a group chat

#Thank you Vicky for typing this out!!!

Lestey: You over-share all the time. This is nothing. You're like "shit I crossed the line". Yeah, bitch, a mile back. Where did you think we were?

Minty: I don't know! Dairy Queen? I'm confused.

#minty #lestey #'you take me to poop why r u apologizing for saying your nose is running'

I'm just gonna grab a medium fry because I need something hot to eat and you're not here.

Minty

#so clever #normally im the one making the puns #minteh

Mint: Will you be my girlfriend? I probably should have asked this earlier

Lestey: *coughing to cover words* I WOULD FUCKING LOVE TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

#i was actually laughing out of happiness but i didnt have the heart to tell her #she thought the coughing was funnier #minteh #lestey

I wanna platonically lick that off your face.

Minty

#minty #it was about thomas sanders

I'm not trash, I'm scrap metal.

Mint

#I'm trash #and I like metal #So I'm scrap metal #Yup #my brain just now

Suck my clit!

Minteh

#like instead of 'suck my dick'#minteh

Is that pretension I smell? Oh! Did you add a bit of bullshit too? You must be fun at parties.

Mint’s brain in Illustration class

#i'm done #minteh

Put that on your blog!

Minteh

#she thinks shes so funny #minteh

Minteh: Did you hear my burp?

Lestey: No...

Minteh: Darn, I was proud of that one.

#minteh #lestey

And this is the Romanian flag I got in Italy.

Minteh

#no context needed really #this was the entire conversation #minteh

Minteh: Why do I have to leave the stream?

Lestey: Because you have to do your homework.

Minteh: Shit.

#shes not even in the class #i had to have her log on twitch and ask my teacher when the hw was due #she doesnt even go here #minteh #lestey

Who the fuck is Kendall and why is he coming to my 21st birthday party?

Minteh

#we think its kendal from btr since it was in a letter from her 8th grade self #but we really dont know #minteh

FUCKING DENNIS

(typically screamed in a metal voice)

#the story is way to long to give context for #tl dr dennis took 2 hours to give us our pizza when the place was just 5 mins away #minteh #lestey

Minteh: We're not dating...

Lestey: Well not with that attitude.

#minteh #lestey #we r dating now

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