Remember, things are never as bad as they seem!

alexander | 21

[bgm05]

[berrytart]

if a man has a wife and kids he is most definitely gay

[jame7t]

doctors keep telling me my dna is identical to that of a hamster & I shouldn’t be human shaped or even alive but whatever

[seathiing]

Every time I remember this I laugh so hard I cry

[knightsickness]

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[bruntalism]

[coffintrapped]

dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out

[vanillecannellemiel]

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

[ripempezardexerox]

[diamondformm]

[righthandarm-man]

[miamignonette]

let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

[gayweedanimal]

I think if I saw this image on a bad day I would straight up burst into ugly sobbing

[bgm05]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[unalivejournal]

my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

[greencarnation]