bert mccracken in a hot dog costume

sweaty lotion pina colada body shots

[bogbodyshaming]

i woke up thinking about this, don’t know if it’s been done before

@welcometohellfilm

[guooey]

I still haven’t recovered from this

[flowerb-0y]

[thranstiels]

the holy trinity

[ip2lb]

[meowmaids]

a wrath fueled by chobani & couscous, 

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[cikero]

bro people talking about how trump/biden probably take adderall like yeah probably but I want you all to look up the absolute CONCOCTION jfk was on like 99% of the time

[cikero]

[svcxb]

maybe his head really DID just do that

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

[rogha]

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[rogha]

make your own post

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

a playlist for when you’re a crewmate in among us <3

[vvyrmfood]

why there are no century old toys in toy story

[bogbodyshaming]

the umbrella academy spoilers without any context

[millesbianforce]

Honestly my sense of humor is just based around those fake tombstones with puns on them you see around Halloween like that's it

[millesbianforce]

Fake tombstone: "Barry D. Alive" "Rattle M. Bones"

Me in line for the haunted house at the amusement park:

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

even if billie joe was straight (he’s not) teenagers getting offended he used the word faggot in american idiot 16 years after the fact would still be some of the goofiest discourse i have yet to see on this website. if you were young and gay in 2004 that shit rocked your world bc we were living through one of the most powerful resurgences of blind american patriotism and anti-gay evangelical bullshit of the last three decades. i dont think most of yall understand how radical that song, that album, and green day’s overall anti-bush pro-gay stance was for the time. even though we were at the cusp of bush becoming unpopular by the time it was released, american idiot saw a fairly mainstream rock band condemning not just him, but the bigoted, ignorant american culture which created him. to remove all of this context from the song and act like green day was just throwing around homophobic slurs for the hell of it is exactly why people joke nobody has reading comprehension on this website lmao. he’s not weaponizing the term; he’s using it to identify with an alternative american society.

[thevagueambition]

Green Day took queercore band Pansy Division on tour as their opening band for their Dookie tour in 1994 and told anyone in the audience who had a problem with the explicitly gay content of Pansy Division's lyrics to fuck off. Not only are they probably all bi (Billie is, at any rate) they have been actively anti-homophobic since the minute they got a platform.

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[theofficialgordonramsay]

when i was 13 i was reading a sasuke uchiha/oc fic on quizilla.com that repeatedly referenced heating up apples covered in tin foil in microwaves, to the point where eating a tin-foil covered apple fresh from the microwave was a multi-chapter occurence & that’s the story of how i lit my first microwave on fire

[theofficialgordonramsay]

casual reminder that sasuke uchiha personally set my microwave ablaze

[epilepticsaints]