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[BTS Playing Scrabble]
Jungkook: “I will put my ‘A’ down to make 'A’.”
Hoseok: “I will add to your 'A’ to make 'AT’.”
Taehyung: “I will add to your 'AT’ to make 'RAT’.”
Namjoon: “I will add to your 'RAT’ to make 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC’.”
Yoongi: *flips the board*
Can you please do BTS as dads?
(this is based on their sun signs)
Jin
the fun dad
looks like he hasn’t aged since he was 20
probably the least strict
because sagittariuses value freedom and independence
they want their children to be their own people
super chill
doesn’t believe in strict punishment
cooks better than their mom
loves adventures
takes his kids camping, to amusement parks, anywhere they want
d a d j o k e s
always bright and sunny and cheers them up his humor
or makes them cringe
“dad im hungry” “hi hungry im dad”
[windshield wiper laugh]
instills strong morals and values in his kids
Yoongi
the affectionate dad
pisces are very compassionate, patient, and understanding
so he’d be able to handle kids and their moodiness really well
the person they always go to for comfort and advice
loves spending time with his kids
always makes them feel loved and appreciated
encourages their creativity
shares his love of music with them
“kiddos u know back in the day i was kinda a big deal. they called me suga”
“dad we literally live right next door to the bangtan uncles”
makes his kids hold each other’s hands when they start arguing
cries on the first day of kindergarten
the type to take pics and make scrapbooks and record videos to keep memories
and cry proud-father-tears when rewatching them
Hoseok
the cool dad
another one that’s not strict
encourages his kids to be unique and individual
wants them to have a high self esteem and not follow the crowd
would raise really artsy kids who have a unique fashion sense
lowkey would be fine with them breaking some rules
high fives them when they stand up to mean teachers or bullies
pranks his kids
acts more like their friend
so so supportive
shows up to every sports game or performance and screams louder than all other parents
Namjoon
the overprotective dad
his little ones would probably inherit his god of destruction gene
so you’d come home one day and he’s wrapping them in bubble wrap
puts all his energy into raising his kids
lowkey strict
but only because he wants to see them shine
the house runs so well
they go to bed at exactly the same time every day
sets a curfew
has those “my child is an honor roll student” stickers on his car
brags to other parents about how gifted they are
embarrasses them in public
his kids look up to him a lot
Jimin
the hot dad
teachers flirt with him during pta meetings
impresses their classmates by picking them up in his nice car
all his daughter’s friends have a crush on him
his kids will be super popular
always fair
can defuse fights between them like a pro
creates a calm, peaceful, and beautiful home
his kids are always the best dressed
has a really good relationship with their mom and takes her out on dates every weekend
a good listener
is like their friend and has a really tight bond with them
Taehyung
the rich dad
his family will live in the nicest biggest house
works hard to make sure they’re financially secure
always away on some business trip
but comes home with so many gifts
puts his kids in the best private school
spoils them
but still keeps them down to earth
his kids have good manners from a young age
teaches them the importance of hard work and discipline
old fashioned
the type to say “i’m your father, listen to me” all the time
loves taking his family on fun extravagant vacations every summer
super proud of every little thing his kids accomplish
keeps pictures of them in his (gucci) wallet
Jungkook
the organized dad
has his shit together
super reliable and dependable
keeps everything neat and tidy
helps the mom with cooking and chores
color coordinates and name tags all their toys and clothes
makes them cute lunch boxes with supportive messages every day
sings them to sleep
tries to be strict but fails
“son it’s time to study please get off the computer. wait…is that overwatch? ….okay one more round if i can join”
a bit of a worry wart
always thinking about their well being and safety
when they get sick he flips out
“y/n according to webmd they’re dying. i’ve failed as a father. this is it.”
“jungkook pls calm down it’s just a cold”
puts his little ones in sports or dancing and takes them to practice
supports the heck out of them
Lol @doestheuserneedaname
Body rolls are nice and all, but Damn! this is some of the sexiest s**t I’ve ever seen. Ooohh wash Dem dishes Jin!
Yessssss
Namjoon: Jungkook, I've been trying to tell you this for years. Your 'bacon allergy' is a lie Jin made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.
Jungkook: No! I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff!
Jungkook: Bacon... doughnuts... Halloween candy... not saying 'thank you'...
Jungkook: Oh my god.
Popular Kpop Boy Group Stans: A Summary
BTS's "ARMYs":
-Some of the most extra people you will ever meet
-Probably a l(ot)ittle gay
-Half of them are over "you got no jams" and half of them still think it's funny
EXO's "EXO-Ls":
-Know how to make fun of themselves (and EXO)
-Shade-throwing kings
-Chogiwa jokes
-Still highkey crying about Luhan, Kris, and Tao (and stressing about Lay)
GOT7's "IGOT7s":
-Memelords
-Gayer than BTS stans
-Ayy lmao
-They probably dab every morning when they wake up
VIXX's (aka my babes) "St⭐rlights":
-Artsy af
-The high notes always got them shook
-Soft but also internally screaming (especially about VIXX)
B.A.P's "Babyz":
-CHYEAH
-Probably wish they could rap
-Like to think they're cool but they're just squishy
SHINee's "Shawols":
-Probably have good fashion sense
-Divas at heart
-Make bad jokes
-Can't fathom how Taemin goes from adorable fluff to sexy beast in 0.2 seconds
BigBang's "V.I.Ps":
-Swag
-Mature but also lowkey 5-year-olds
-Definitely wish they could rap (and some probably can)
Monsta X's "Monbebes":
-Will fight you but will also bake you cookies
-Lowkey thirsty af
-Probably tired most of the time
Jimin: hyung how's your ear?
Yoongi: why don't you ask Namjoon
Jimin: Namjoon-hyung how's Yoongi's ear?
Namjoon: ..
Yoongi:
Middle Earth + tumblr
Two of my college friends identified their friendship to be the same as G.ollum and the ring.
But it was more like Gollum and Smeagol.
But I don’t know which of them was which.
I died @doestheuserneedaname
Tag Yourself: Fanfiction Authors Edition
the newbie: has written like 1 super cliche fic, doesn't space paragraphs, everyone secretly hates them but doesn't want to be rude
the high schooler: only writes high school aus, is actually a middle schooler, writes 3 chapters then gives up and writes a new fic, wants to be more creative but nahhhh
the firecracker: CRACK FICS, just writes weird shit, usually only writes one shots but when they do go for chaptered it's super creative and well done, likes body swap a lot, always uses overdone memes
the fluffmaster: their stuff is short and sweet, always G rated, but they secretly have ten million kinks
the texter: can literally only write group chat fics, not creative enough for anything else
the infamous: wrote only one fic ever but it was super long and it's the most popular in the fandom
the smut addict: only writes smut, probably really kinky, seriously though you haven't even heard of half of these, this is messed up
the nonexistent: writes such average fics that you forget them, but they're actually really creative
the procrastinator: chapter 2??? what chapter 2???
the wattpad: writes self insert fics for one direction, uses wattpad, probably 9 years old, always adds vampires, generally hated
the monster: likes hurting the characters, will make you cry, kills off a lot of the characters, wHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS???
the deadliner: only writes when there's a deadline of some sorts. Excel at Secret Santas and that sort of thing
the glutton: writes it all, smut fluff angst all mixed up, sometimes in one fic
the AU-lover: the one that flees into different universes to hide from a messed up canon.
bangtan saying ‘girl’
I like Hopi’s the best.
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If Only Benvolio
If only Benvolio had in been on the Friar’s plan.
Juliet comes, in a dress that speaks of happier days but her face is like the ashes that seem to be her heart. She knows she has an ally in the Friar. He wed her to her love, on nothing more than sweet words of lovestruck fools and the hopeful promise of a truce between two families sworn to hate. Surely he can help her now, surely he will know how to keep her pure while her Romeo is far from her side.
The Friar is aghast at first. He is unsure, timid, until Juliet starts to speak like one he had heard begging for a marriage priest. These two children, bound in love, but also silence, bound to separation and the most uncertain fate. He cannot let such unhappiness prevail. He cannot let another slip away. So, in a moment of clarity and desperation, he shares a thought, a sleep like death, a grief and heartbreak only temporary, until he can reunite the two whose love seems all but written in the stars.
Juliet is willing. Like Romeo, the two of them share a single mind: that death is better than love unanswered, and in that unification the Friar finds a simple beauty, like a tapestry that has not yet seen the fading passage of time. He prepares for her the potion that will steal her life in brief, giving exact instructions for the taking so that nothing will be left to doubt. He knows that someone of loyalty will be like to warn her Romeo, and in hope to sway fate again in favor of love, he knows who to trust with the vital information.
As the girl is gone away to placate her parents and gain good standing, thus, to lay in motion what she hopes will bring swiftly her love to her side, the Friar moves to his own mission. He locates a friend, an ally who shares the hope for true love’s favor and fruition, one Romeo will trust and believe with uncertain news.
Benvolio is only too glad to agree. He also has yearned for his friend, his cousin. It has been like losing an arm, though not a heart, as Juliet has seemed to. He marks the time before selecting the swiftest horse, thereby racing the sun to deliver truth before a lie can poison Romeo’s ears. While he is on the ride, the bells sing mourning for a bright life now gone. Benvolio cannot hear, and neither will Juliet’s love, and never shall he hear it.
Romeo receives him gladly. He is struck to the bone with concern, the chills of this risky endeavor making him yearn for his Juliet, to once more feel the sun of her lips on his own, creating a moon from the sullen craters of his face that have been since leaving her side. Benvolio assures him that his love is not dead, and will awake when he returns to claim her as his own. So passes a tense night as horses buck against wind and destiny, and Romeo can only pray he is guided by his heart and will be reborn in love again before fate can intervene.
It is a somber city, it seems, that receives him back without cheer or welcome. Romeo cannot help the somber mood to infect him a little, but to see the Friar’s face and be promised of a joyful reunion, he is won over to happiness again. It is hard to see his love so pale and still, like the stone she lies upon, like the graves that surround, but even as he watching and touches tender skin, a light seems to fill the white and color returns to the world.
Her eyes flutter, her mouth parts to breathe and Romeo is breathing all the same, as if to help give life back into her tired limbs that were all to limp in his hold. When Juliet truly awakes, her first glimpse of life again is indeed the one who hold her heart, and soon his lips persuade her she is not dreaming.
True love prevails. True love never dies.
True love lived on.
I’m rather proud of this. It’s a very different style of writing than my norm.
This is awesome, @doestheuserneedaname
I think Tae gets even more glee out of it than Kookie does.
Lol @doestheuserneedaname
The Traits of the Four Houses (by request)
This analysis is based in the answers assigned to each House by the Sorting quiz.
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuffs are defined by their love of family, comfort, and living things first and foremost. Anything involving animals or plants is going to appeal to them: Care of Magical Creatures and Herbology are subjects beloved by Hufflepuffs. They also care deeply for people and enjoy the company of others; being alone or feeling unloved are things Puffs dislike intensely. Ultimately, Hufflepuffs are interested in helping both people and animals, but are much less confrontational or daring than Gryffindors. They’re the least likely to care about individual achievement or House points, and most likely to focus on their relationships to others rather than things they personally have done.
Hufflepuff is a House of teamwork; it’s very group-oriented. Puffs care deeply about their family first and foremost, and want to be loved/think of loved ones rather than any sort of greater scheme or accomplishment. They’re creatures of comfort, and go for something that’s familiar and home-y rather than something strange or mysterious.
Hufflepuffs are also deeply practical, and value something that’s known over something that’s unknown; they prefer what is to what's possible. At the extreme, this can mean that something that purports to be extraordinary may be seen with suspicion - hence, perhaps, Zacharias Smith’s suspicions of Harry in OotP. (Or Puffs may simply not be interested in something that’s unknown; they’re much more likely to value something that’s a known quantity. “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush” is a pretty solid ‘Puff metaphor.)
Puffs prefer to avoid danger; they’re not risk-takers by nature, and prefer to avoid physical discomfort. Like Ravenclaw, they prefer to avoid confrontation, though not to the extent that Ravenclaw does. Hufflepuff practicality also means that they prefer to learn practical skills over something that might be cool but less frequently used. They’re the sort who’d rather do something that’s safe and reliable than flashy but risky - which is one of the major dividing lines between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor.
Another is that the Hufflepuff’s sense of justice has limits: if doing something just is going to cause discord within the group, Hufflepuffs are the most likely to simply avoid conflict, even if it means a miscarriage of justice. (They’ll feel deeply unhappy and conflicted about it, but ultimately, they don’t want to betray the trust of a friend or run the risk of being disliked. This is a bit of a division between Puffs: there are Puffs who do put honesty first, but JKR’s quiz favors the friendship-over-fairness interpretation.)
Hufflepuffs, essentially, are hobbits. Hunger and foodstuffs are associated with them, as are growing things, and a love of home, peace, and family. Earth is their element, and earth-like qualities (strength, for example) tend to be associated with them (although these answers tend to be disfavored overall.) Warm sunlight and fresh grass are very Hufflepuff in nature: note that the sunlight is warm rather than scorching, a mark of comfort rather than fire, something that nurtures the growing grass.
Hufflepuffs value tradition and the past (though not as much as Slytherin.) As the Sorting Hat says, they are loyal, just, and true; tolerant; and very much a humble, decent sort of House. As I’ve said before, Hufflepuff is best defined as the House of general human decency and kindness: Puffs are thoughtful, kind, and caring.
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaws are defined by curiosity and the love of learning, first and foremost. A Ravenclaw will always seek knowledge; they want to know the why of everything. They love learning, and will want to seek as much knowledge as possible, whenever possible, by whatever means they can - even if that may involve some risk, which 'Claws are normally quite averse to. The serpent may claim to be wisest of animals, but wisdom is Ravenclaw’s purview - Slytherins care more about using knowledge to achieve greatness, where Ravenclaws revel in pure knowledge for knowledge’s sake. Ravenclaws are readers; they love books, which they prize greatly, and have an insatiable hunger for knowledge. They like elegance, but aren’t as haughty as the Slytherins can seem; if Ravenclaws become elitist, it’s because they think they’ve sensed stupidity or close-mindedness, not because someone isn’t a member of their group.
The unknown attracts Ravenclaws, although they can be more danger-averse than Slytherins, who value mystery even when they sense danger. Unlike Slytherins, Ravenclaws tend to focus on the future over the past: the possibilities excite a Ravenclaw, and they tend to be deeply interested in the what-ifs of a situation. The past is only useful to the extent that people can learn from it: ancient things may excite them, but only if they possess something interesting. New discoveries excite them greatly, and they care much more about future possible discoveries than relics of the past (particularly if they think a relic is boring - again, if they think that ancient knowledge could contain new insights, they’re much more likely to place great value on it.) Ravenclaws do care for humanity, but are generally much more cerebral or introverted than Gryffs and Puffs - Ravenclaws have no problems with being by themselves, because they can always occupy themselves with books or theories or thoughts, but when they want to talk, they’ll be upset if no one listens. As much as they try to not care about what others think, they are going to hate it if people ridicule them for their beliefs, if only because they’ve thought about them so much.
When forced to focus on studying something (if you insist they can’t study everything), they may insist on tackling a difficult subject that’s both useful and rewarding. When studying a creature, they want it to be sentient - they want to learn directly from something with a reputation for wisdom or special knowledge, or something that dances along the borders of the unknown.
Ravenclaws are the most conflict-averse of all the Houses: they tend to avoid conflict whenever possible, seeking creative solutions to avoid a fight. They would rather rely on their wits than their wands, and unlike Gryffindors, are much more likely to stop and review a situation before charging forward. They also have a strong sense of fairness in academic situations, and want recognition for themselves.
Ravenclaws are also the most individualistic of all the Houses, and the most open-minded. Hufflepuff is known for its tolerance, but Ravenclaw may actually be more tolerant of people with wild ideas: when Puff practicality conflicts with high-flying Ravenclaw ideas, the Puffs may draw the line. However, where Puffs tolerate everybody, Ravenclaws have no time for stupidity or ignorance, particularly the latter. Ravenclaws despise ignorance. They’re happy to help a person learn - but they have no patience with the close-minded.
Ravenclaw is associated with the element of air, which has historically been associated with thought and intellect. Ravenclaw is the House of wit, wisdom, and learning - not necessarily school-smarts, but a passion for knowledge of some kind, an open mind, and a desire to achieve. Ravenclaws are also extremely individualistic: trying to group Ravenclaws can sometimes be like herding cats (or caging eagles in flight.) On the Sorting Hat, Ravenclaws are least-likely to do what’s expected of them in many cases: despite JKR’s insistence that Ravenclaws want to be imitated, actual Ravenclaws have no interest in it - they’re too individualistic and don’t care about what others think or are doing. Ravenclaws are also most likely to value the stars, associating them with the unknown and exploration - another area where JKR’s symbolism doesn’t match those of the actual Ravenclaws taking the quiz. Where JKR thinks Ravenclaws should fear falling from great heights, they actually fear being caged in the dark. (On the whole, their numbers may be fewest because they tend to have overlap with answers that JKR has given to Gryffindor in particular - statue, eye at keyhole, stars.) In other words, 'Claws may be the strangest House, even to the creator who’s trying to define them.
Ravenclaws are free-thinkers, likely to analyze everything: they think about everything, form opinions about it, and are the most open-minded (out-there) of all the Houses. Creativity and an open mind, as much as pure intelligence, defines Ravenclaw House: 'Claws value their own inner world, and have too much of an imagination to ever be sad or bored just because they’re alone.
Gryffindor
Gryffindors are another individualistic House, but one that’s primarily defined by its daring, desire for fame, and great exploits. (Some parts of the quiz are less useful for defining Gryffindor because of the quiz’s overall bias towards this House: in many cases, the answers that give points to Gryffindor are chosen by everyone and therefore not really useful for defining what a Gryffindor is. Per JKR, Gryffs have more of an interest in ghosts and cure>book>records - but the numbers aren’t working out that way. Per JKR, Gryffs want to be trusted and praised - but so do Ravenclaws, and in greater numbers than the Gryffs!)
But what the quiz does say about Gryffindor: they’re fiery, and defined by a desire for glory. They want to be remembered for great adventures, and are the most likely to leap before they look. They’re the first to charge into a situation, the first to defend their friends. They prefer to deal with a situation directly, even if it means a fight - and they want that fight to be a fair one. They care enough about justice to get into a fight, even if that fight involves an argument with a friend.
Gryffs are deeply, deeply defined by forests, and by the element of fire. Fire here is actual fire: not Hufflepuff’s nurturing sunlight, but an absolutely scorching-hot flame. Fire is passion, and Gryffindors are passionate about their beliefs, and standing up for what they believe in (and, more pointedly, who they believe in: Gryffindor is an individualistic House, but it cares deeply about people - it’s not cerebral in the way of Ravenclaw or Slytherin.) A Gryffindor’s first impulse is always to draw their wand and act.
Gryffindors also like being around people. They’re not group-focused - it’s individual glory they’re seeking after all - but they like being around friends, and hate being bored. (They may feel the need to make a little mischief to keep from being bored.) A Gryffindor never has to worry about being overlooked - they need to keep friends around them and are a more extroverted House on the whole, but they’re generally too active to be ignored. Physical discomfort doesn’t bother them at all.
Gryffindors are fully willing to bluff, but never to cheat or threaten (and the Pottermore quiz tends to downplay any and all of the malicious/thoughtless actions we’ve seen from Gryffs, like James’s bullying, Sirius’s prank, the twins’ locking Montague in the Vanishing Cabinet, Hermione hexing the DA parchment, Harry’s interest in an unknown jinx - Gryffs may be interested in pranks and hexing Slytherins in the books, but the quiz completely disregards this aspect of their collective personality - per Pottermore, Slytherins are the only ones ever associated with jinxing people. Not a decision I agree with, but this analysis is based on what the quiz can tell us about the Houses.)
Forests, in the Pottermore quiz, represent both individuality and also danger, to a certain extent: dangerous things are found in the Forbidden Forest, after all, and dangerous things attract Gryffindors most of all. (Not necessarily Dark things - not all dangerous things are Dark. But Gryffindors will go for things that are associated with the forest and have a reputation for danger. They’re also most strongly associated with ghosts, although that’s not particularly an association I agree with or have a good way of working into this analysis.) But forests and fire are Gryffindor’s defining elements on this quiz, and forests + fire + action = a very Gryffindor individual.
Gryffs do care about people, and seek external validation from others: they’re very interested in proving themselves. A Gryffindor is going to be very interested in being a hero; as Hermione has said, they may have a “saving-people-thing.” They don’t care about knowledge as much as Ravenclaws, and certainly aren’t interested in knowledge for knowledge’s sake: if they want to save something, it’s going to be something that enables them to help others, and if they want to learn something, it’s going to be something that allows them to pursue adventures - ways to get about undetected, for example. They do dislike things that they consider boring and/or useless, and would prefer to seek the unknown rather than treading the usual paths - but less out of a desire for intellectual discovery and much more because of a thirst for adventure. Adventure, and more importantly action, are the traits of a Gryffindor: Gryffs want to be heroes. A willingness to confront the darkness, to fight for the underdog, to explore and defend: this is Gryffindor House.
Slytherin
Slytherin, per the quiz, gets a little bit shafted: they have the most answers that are terrible (not even people who are otherwise very, very Slytherin will give them), and they tend to be associated with very negative things. Even with the rehabilitation Pottermore’s Welcome Letter tries to give them, the fact remains that JKR is still not very fond of this House, and it shows in the quiz. Hufflepuff may have some singularly horrible answers (trolls, superstrength, draw lots, trumpet) - but it tends to make up for it with other, good answers on the same question (werewolves, talk to animals) or by not having a lot of weight in those
In fact, Slytherin relies most heavily of any of the Houses on its element to get new students. Slytherin is hugely associated with the element of water, and is the House where an affinity for the element - and only an affinity for that element - is most likely to Sort a person there. (Sea or luminous pool/merpeople/river goes a LONG way towards Slytherin, particularly with the weight on merpeople.) Water is a HUGE marker for Slytherin; I’ve even heard people say that the lantern-lit alley path feels more “watery” than the other options. (It certainly resembles the Slyth common room most, with the dark feel and the lanterns on the bedposts.) Water is also associated with mystery, another huge Slytherin trait: something that’s dark and mysterious appeals to them greatly, even if it seems dangerous. They’ll go for experiences that Ravenclaws are too afraid to touch.
The river in Pottermore represents unity, and Slytherin is a group-oriented House. Like Gryffindor, Slytherins are seeking individual greatness - but Slytherins look out for their own group and see themselves as much more unified than Ravenclaws or Gryffindors. (Remember, per the welcome letter, Slytherins are brothers; they’re focused on their own in-group, although that group tends to be much more cliqueish and exclusive than Hufflepuff’s group.) However, a Slytherin’s loyalty to the group only extends so far: they won’t cover for someone who’s overshadowing them academically, particularly when they know that’s been achieved through foul play. (This is actually the question that Slyths and Puffs tend to split on: a large percentage of Slytherins do believe that group loyalty extends to covering up academic dishonesty, but JKR disagrees, per the quiz.)
Slytherins are strongly, strongly associated with the Dark Arts in the Pottermore quiz, where no other House is: anything involving a hex or a jinx is a solely Slytherin trait, per Pottermore. (Actual Slytherins, again, tend not to agree.) Per JKR, Slytherins fear public humiliation more than anything: a loss of dignity is worse than death. (In actuality, Slytherins fear heights the most. A fear of falling from great heights seems apt in the sense that Slytherins want to be at the top and fear falling from greatness once it’s been attained, but most people aren’t actually looking at this question in a symbolic way anyway.)
Slytherins care more about their reputation in the here and now; it matters even more than their achievements. It’s better to be powerful in life than renowned in death, because you can reap the benefits while alive. They tend to have the most diverse problems: snakes are cold-blooded, so cold bothers them, but in a more general sense the worst thing that can happen to them is being ignored. After all, you can’t be great if no one is willing to pay attention to you! Boredom is also a large issue for them; they don’t get lost as easily in their heads as Ravenclaws do, and they’re only interested in learning for the sake of applied knowledge. If it’s not useful, Slytherins don’t want to know it.
Slytherins are more interventionist and more risk-oriented than Hufflepuffs or Ravenclaws. They won’t fall back or be cautious: they want their wand out, ready to fight, and they’re not going to cede ground to anyone. On the other hand, they also consider Gryffindors to be needless risk-takers, perhaps a little too overt and blunt, and so they’re not going to go looking for trouble or charging directly into the fray. (Again, this is what they’re supposed to do; in practice, nobody picks the Slytherin option, which is pretty much a recurring theme of most of the Q5s.)
Slytherins are much more willing to take risks than Hufflepuffs or Ravenclaws - but where Gryffindors take risks for the greater good, or to be heroes, Slytherins are much more likely to be doing it to benefit themselves. (For example, Slytherins are more likely to want superpowers that may have great downsides, to learn a method of travel that is subtle and quiet but has the greatest risk of a life-threatening accident, or to take a mysterious potion with effects that most people hate - but only if they believe that they can achieve great personal gain by doing so.) The creatures they prefer to study are associated with one of three things: water, Darkness, or cunning.
Slytherins are cunning and confrontational - and lack a sense of fair play. They’ll cheat in a fight if they can get away with it, but woe betide anyone stupid enough to get caught; they’ll threaten a Muggle if they think they can. (Again, this is the quiz. Is it a very fair representation of Slytherin House? That’s debatable - but this quiz doesn’t portray a very flattering picture of Slytherin at a lot of points.) Slytherins are the only House that doesn’t list trusted as their #1 value (in practice, it’s their #2, with praised as their #1.) However, the values that JKR associates them with are much more explicitly negative: per the quiz, an ideal Slytherin would desire to be feared or envied, qualities with the most outright negative connotations. (Envy, after all, is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, and fear is obviously negative.)
Despite being a group-oriented House, Slytherins are cerebral - they don’t care so much for people, particularly people they don’t know. They have no patience for incompetence in others. They enjoy elegance and refinement, along with mystery. Where Ravenclaws want to explore mysteries and shed light on them, Slytherins want to be the mystery: great and prominent, but distant from the masses. Darkness, the flip side of the coin, the dark side of the moon: all of these are very essentially Slytherin.
Slytherins also are the most focused on the past and tradition. They value old relics, particularly those of their most esteemed alumnus, Merlin. (Again, this is a bit unfair while people are taking the quiz: after all, they don’t know that Merlin was a Slytherin, and could simply be interested in Hogwarts history. However, Merlin does represent a link to the past and tradition, and Slytherin is about both of those things - but this means that Slytherin ends up with some disgruntled people who were just interested in history.) They would prefer to preserve old things rather than the new; they look to the past rather than to the future.
Again, this is Slytherin House per the Pottermore Sorting Hat quiz. Personally, I could do a writeup on what Slytherin should be about rather than what it is (and ways in which the quiz could’ve been improved), but Anon asked for the traits of the Houses according to the Pottermore Sorting Hat. Slytherin, unfortunately, tends to get the worst write-up, and tends to have the qualities that nobody at all picks. (With Ravenclaw, imitated is always #4/6 for traits, but about 20% of Hufflepuffs pick it - so somebody is picking it, but not Ravenclaws. With answers like feared or silly voice, nobody is picking those!)
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