FuckedupAndCrashing

a fucking loser |20|

[shadowchargertomyyoong]

alr here we go

name: idk if i want everyone to know that, so maybe ask me personally? idk

20 and from India

blog's an amalgamation of shit so THERE WILL BE NSFW CONTENT, so block the tag "nsfw" if that's a no-no for you, AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE MINORS.

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there will be age-appropriate flirting, you've been warned.

what else? idk, lot's of emo sad stuff so if you relate, welcome and im sorry

hv fun watching my misery, ik i do :)

[shadowchargertomyyoong]

i'd the perfect lover, loving without any expectations of reciprocation, loving just for the sake of it, loving just cuz they're great and they deserved to be loved... if i dint hv this damn need to be desired

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[sackoflower]

but can i be your favorite sad little freak???

[celesteablack]

We on the same freakuency

[iwanturfeelins]

quick question, when exactly does it get better?

[shadowchargertomyyoong]

why does every emotion i hv feel so damn performative??????

like it's what i feel cuz i think im supposed and not what i actually do??!?!!? how do i trust myself if i think they're spawned out of obligation rather than authenticity??//?/?/////? fuck you dude

[shadowchargertomyyoong]

i have this deep yearning to utterly, completely, innocently and truly love smn, with the deepest depths of my heart...but I think incapable of a love so sincere and that

will forever be

my curse

[luna-azzurra]

On writing sexual tension

⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??

⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.

⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”

⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.

⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??

⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken

⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)

⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.

⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.

⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips

⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.

[leperwitchphotos]

Last night’s snow moon obscured by little tree blossoms. 02/10/17

[art-bitches]

ig | artfucker 

[shadowchargertomyyoong]

man this fear of not being as good as you used to be is weird af, especially when you know you weren't all that good to begin with 💀💀

[shadowchargertomyyoong]

yaar mujhe zindagi ki khoobsurati nhi dikh rhi...kya karun?🥲

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[elemeno-pee]

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

[pothead-paisan]

obligatory post today

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

I think Persepolis should be required reading for everyone, but especially Americans.

[konoko]

[shadowchargertomyyoong]

i know they say sleep is super important and that it's one of the keystones to good health and longevity, but GOD DO I FEEL FUCKING GREAT when I'm running on like an ill-timed 2-4 hr shitty ass nap from 3 in the morning to 5-6.

i feel fucking powerful, i feel like the person I was meant to be, i feel complete. i cld face GOD and laugh at his omni-valence. dance in a ring a fire and sweat sweet maple syrup.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHAHAHAHAHA