came up with a few—but most are bad—so i'm rating them too. one to five scale. here we go!
lamira: 5/5, sounds like what an ancient extinct panther would be called in a different language and also sounds like laminate. plus, it has an elegance to it. my favorite, overall.
lohan: 3/5, not the best but not too bad. makes me of lindsay lohan.
mangdon: 3.5/5, i like the mang part almost sounds like it's going into mangled. and it has a decent amount of both their names.
famira: 4/5, i just love it.
framira 4/5, same as the last. i just love it.
fran: 2.5/5, makes me think of fran fine—i was watching the nanny yesterday for fashion inspo (but that's irrelevant).
samdon: 2.5/5, just boring. there's a reason it's the last...because it's the last one i thought of.
anyway, hope these help you frank/samira shippers out—just like victoria/robby, i see the vision—and maybe rate them yourself.
episode seven of the bear—the wedding but with the entire extended king family.
mel's aunt is getting remarried and adores her nieces so mel & becca have to come except her aunt invites her co-workers as well cause she wants to meet the people from mel's stories (and to fill seats because there was a fuck-up and nothing's worse than empty seats at a wedding)
so, now mel's forced to not only fly home to chicago but to invite her co-workers to her aunt's wedding who they've never even heard of.
and she's nervous. because she'll know they want to go (because, if anything, it's a weekend off work). and because well her family's insane. separate, they're fine. but put 'em all together and it's a shitshow. most of the time at least, they have their moments.
the next morning, frank's trailing behind her almost instantly after she enters work. "how did i not know you were from chicago, mel?" "nobody knows i'm from chicago, frank." "but, i'm your second best friend. i should know." frank heard from becca who texted him almost immediately after she learned.
as expected, her co-workers are all excited about the wedding and to meet mel's family. mel tries to explain her family tree full of cousins, "cousins" ("what are "cousins?" dennis asks. "they've been around the family so long they're family in all but blood," mel responds.), aunts and uncles, nieces and nephews, and extras ("extras?" robby asks. "ex-wives, adoptees from ex-wives. ex-wives new spouses.") but there are so many she ends up making a fifty slide-powerpoint titled "the king family tree 2.0"
and with all her preparation, when the wedding rolls around and they've all flown out on her aunt's new rich fiancés expense, nothing prepares them for the true chaos of the kings.
within five minutes after landing, mel's cursed six times, ran into a friend invited to the wedding, and ducked behind frank to avoid an ex.
but nothing compares to the reception where mel gets into a rather physical fight with a long-time enemy; a drunk uncle gets set on fire; several arguments break out over decade-long issues; and several women arrive at the wedding wearing white.
but all in all, her co-workers have a pretty nice time. they're greatly entertained. dr. abbot even makes friends with mel's uncle who accidentally set himself on fire—turns out dr. abbot patched him up on the battlefield.
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