Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Dude. Older than you. Still don't feel it. I like a lot of things. Let me show you them.

[ledger-heath]

ANNE HATHAWAY Love & Other Drugs, 2010.

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[matthewmrdock]

Haley Atwell as Agent Peggy Carter

— Happy International Women’s Day!

[cinematicnomad]

The whole book is about how we should try to find rules other people can’t possibly reject, and then he ends it by saying, “The search for how to find those rules will go on forever.” I proposed a rule that Chidis shouldn’t be allowed to leave because it would make Eleanors sad, and I could do this forever, zip you around the universe showing you cool stuff, and I’d still never find the justification for getting you to stay. Because it’s a selfish rule.

[bled]

Beetlejuice (1988)

[closet-keys]

why none of them got into The Good Place

[exigencelost]

What I love about this is its acknowledgment that Jason had no intentions at all

[egyptiann]

this is all 100% true but it always made me really mad that Chidi’s “crime” was having a severe anxiety disorder like he needed understanding and therapy, sending him to the Bad Place for something he had literally no control over was incredibly fucked up

[thedreadvampy]

I feel like a less-surface theme of the show is that they’re all in a situation where they have been forced into bad patterns by forces outside their control - Chidi has SEVERE anxiety; Eleanor was forced by abuse and neglect to adopt a self-centered attitude from early childhood and, like many people with traumatic pasts, responds by not dealing with difficult emotions; Jason was very overtly raised in an environment where he got no education and all his models for behaviour were criminal and/or self-destructive; and Tahani has been raised in an environment where everything is performative and she is shot down for any genuine expression of unhappiness or non-material want. Just as Michael and Janet are made one way but changed by their experiences, the moral of the story is that things outside your control shape you but you can move away from them. That could easily be really insulting, in a sort of ‘just get over it’ way, but the idea isn’t that they change solely because they decide to be better - all six of them change because their circumstances change and give them the OPPORTUNITY to be better, because they’re finally given the support system they lack.

I like The Good Place because the whole show has since day 1 been predicated on the idea that black and white moral judgements made in a vacuum are bullshit, and that moral choices are informed by things outside our control, whether that be education, behaviour modelling, unfair treatment or mental health issues. That doesn’t mean we aren’t responsible for our actions but it DOES mean we have to understand morality in the context of people’s varied experiences AND asks for the possibility that if their environment is improved, their ability to function as moral agents also improves.

[fvckingholland]

I haven’t seen this posted yet but it gave me chills. (Credit to grable424 on YouTube)

[doobler]

Fucking s i c k

[thedyslexicbard]

A fucking god made this masterpiece

[shadowlongknife]

Bad.  Ass.

[demilypyro]

today i found out roadrunners are not a thing looney tunes made up

[quetzalcoatl2k]

[demilypyro]

I’ve never been destroyed by a reaction gif this hard. I’m as dumb as Homer Simpson. Oh no

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Here’s a roadrunner, running on the road

[lookskindadeadinside]

I had a college friend who was SHOCKED to find out that reindeer were real and that unicorns aren’t

[shadowlongknife]

Shout out to my friend whose reaction to seeing  narwhal was “THOSE UNICORN WHALES ARE REAL!?”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sixpenceee]

[kiarakirara-deactivated20210908]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[feyresands-deactivated20200624]

he added to it

[shadowlongknife]

Pfft.  I’m 6′6″ and have a personality.  You know how?  I was born ugly, so I had to develop one.

[whatelsecanwedonow]

OLIVIA WILDE InStyle Magazine | February 2020 📸: Pamela Hanson

[shadowlongknife]

Holy moley.

[tgpgifs]

What advice would you give women struggling to find their self-worth?

[shadowlongknife]

Jameela Jamil is a treasure, and we should protect her at all costs.

(Although I’m pretty sure she can protect herself, being a grown woman and all.)

[linovadraws]

Enough people have been reblogging my old Parker/Hardison art that I was physically compelled to create NEW Spiderman-kissing Parker/Hardison art.

[shadowlongknife]

Thios is awesome and I love it wholy and completely.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[shadowlongknife]

Worth a shot!

[humansoflatecapitalism]