its me ya boi

There ain't a fucking theme to be seen in here

[mermermerk]

i don’t know if this meme was made already, i saw this t-shirt and couldn’t stop thinking about it

[bantaro-bird]

Scrolling down I just saw this

And thought I was looking at this

[anna-scribbles]

breaking my silence for one of the most episodes ever

[venacoeurva]

CoM’s basement trio vs. traitor trio thing is like a really nasty HOA meeting

-Please do not reupload, edit, or use without proper credit or linking back, ask first please.-

[smovs]

2009 // 2020 thank you riku kingdomhearts for a decade of inspiration. [part 2] 

[secondlina]

Monster Aficionado Crow

Here he goes.

[fuckthisshitimin]

Gus: Luz, why do humans sleep with their teeth under their pillows?

Luz: So a magical entity will buy our bones.

Gus: Oooh...

Willow: WHAT?

Luz: I'm kidding! That's just the narrative they tell us so our parents can buy our bones.

Willow: That is not! Less weird!

Amity: I'd buy your bones.

[stuckinabucket-deactivated20140]

Behold, birds who have lost the ability to can!

Just kidding, guys.  These birds are just trolling the hell out of ants.  I really, really wanted to show you this clip of a Galapagos finch or something harassing the shit out of formica ants and then being all “Yes, yes, bathe me in your fury!  Your chemical defenses are now my own!  Mwahahahaha!”, but the closest thing I could find is this video of David Attenborough pissing off some wood ants.  It was basically like that, only instead of an Englishman with a stick, it was a bird stomping around with its wings spread just being an absolute asshole about everything.

This behavior is actually called anting, and there are two types of anting that birds can engage in.  One is just anting, where birds will rub ants all over themselves to get that precious, precious formic acid all up in their feathers.  They’ll also do it with mothballs, cigarette butts, and certain sorts of beetles and millipedes.  The other one is passive anting, where a particularly lazy bird will find an anthill and just flop down on it with all their feathers spread and puffed and annoy the ants until they hop to and try to make them leave, at which point the bird rubs its wings together and goes “Yeeeeeess.”

They do this to get rid of external parasites, because external parasites are annoying.  Ant-eating birds who do this are getting a two-for deal out of it, because they get the ants to empty their acid sacs in a beneficial location (the bird’s feathers) and then get to eat them without having to deal with the acid in their crops, so it’s basically like if your bug-spray or deoderant came in a bacon bottle.

Formica ants get the brunt of this, because they’re super-common and quite frequently spray the acid instead of trying to inject it, so the bird can get itself doused and then preen it into its feathers.  Considering the spraying of acid is like the ant way of saying “Oh my god go away you dickhead I hate you we all hate you why are you still here jesus christ what is wrong with you,” we can be reasonably sure that they’re not super-thrilled by this bird behavior.  Since the birds keep doing it, we can be reasonably sure that they don’t care about the ants’ feelings.

[kingrebecca-deactivated20180222]

I can’t stop laughing at the text Why can’t every science book be written like this?

[buge]

[buge]

got them again lads

[frogsdocrimes]

[sparrow-va]

[shadovvlurking]

reblog and he will protect you

[shadovvlurking]

this is a lot for one skeleton, so he has brought his friends to help

[shut-up-jab]

[shadovvlurking]

Since its finally October all of his friends are here, reblog for maximum protection

[therealhunterx]

Maximum protection.

Maximum…

SKELETON

WAR.

[a-creature-of-unholy-sorts-deac]

SKELESQUAD

[7ft-tall-shadow-creature-deacti]

It has begun!

[oh-noo]

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Flashbacks to the Windows pipe screensaver.

[typical-atheist-scumbag]

Windows Pipe screensaver? Which one is that?

[unpopularly-opinionated]

[typical-atheist-scumbag]

Oh thank you.

[woodlandhomo]

The windows pipe screensaver brings back my earliest memories of dissociating.

[vickisigh]

morticia and gomez are my favorite couple…..cara mia ❤️

[whose-line-requests]

if there’s only one whose line video you watch let it be this one

[starpeace]

almost every main character in star wars being a child soldier or space royalty or a laser sword wizard monk means that shmi skywalker and jango fett are notable not only for asexual reproduction but for being the only characters in the entire prequels who i believe know how to cook

[starpeace]

characters i am willing to take this post back about:

owen and beru lars. not gonna lie i completely forgot they were in these movies

captain typho. there’s no particular reasoning here i just like him and he’s the only person from naboo i could be convinced knows how to make an omelette

dexter jettster i am SO sorry i did not think of u king. literally owns a diner

boba fett. his dad taught him how to cook :)

sheev can technically cook a person with sith lightning

[chaoticdumbassrogue]

Kanan Jarrus

[my-russia]

First computer animated cat ever - “Koshechka” (”A kitty”), 1968

[spoogliedoo]

computer, show me anarchist gentrification restuarant

[horse-piss-deactivated20220202]

this is an oyster bar in dc

[project-butch]

Both menus sell fries for $8

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[despazito]

[whatawonderfulpuddle]

[only-tiktoks]

[nu11ifi3d]

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN FOR THIS

[fakeosphere]

a tutorial on rescuing someone from an uncomfortable or dangerous situation

[female-malice]

Damn. She did everything right. Yes, this is dangerous. But even a violent man is still human and can be outplayed. Predators rely on a pattern or routine. Disrupt the routine, and the predator freezes up. Once you disrupt them, don't give them time to develop a response. Be bold. Be decisive. Talk loud. Act fast.

[foxes-and-moths]

How should I approach this as a man? I wouldn’t want to make her more uncomfortable but I also wouldn’t be able to physically intimidate anyone because I’m short and un-athletic.

[post-it-free]

Talking to the woman is going to be hit or miss, just because she won't know if you are an "out if the frying pan, into the fire" situation. BUT, you could still go with "thanks for waiting, you ready to go? Oh, who's this?" And if she walks with you, you can say that she looked uncomfortable. I had a guy once ask if I could help with his phone to get me away from a conversation. OR: talk to the dude. "Hey man, can you give me directions to this place? Don't I know you from somewhere?" Etc. Then she has time to escape. There are no set in stone answers, even if you don't handle it perfect, if she gets out of the situation safely, count it as a win

[foxes-and-moths]

Thank you for the response!!

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

Talking to the dude works!

One of my colleagues spotted a woman facing slightly away from a man who was talking to her, who was scary close. She looked uncomfortable and made eye contact. He noticed the guy was wearing a Broncos jacket and nonchalantly passed them both by and started the sports speak to the dude, like "aw bro did you see the defense last night? Hell of a time to he a Bronco fan, right?" And stood slightly behind the guy so he had to turn away from the woman. She said a cheeky "I'm not into sports, g'night!" comment and slipped away to the elevator. The dude looked super pissed but just stalked away to his car.

What was he supposed to do, admit to bad intentions?

Sometimes you don't need to be the savior, but a distraction.

[vbartilucci]