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i am sick and tired of car-crash-and-siren-fx_94bpm.wav

girl help theres men on the dash and theyre ignoring my blocked tags

the hobbit has ~100k words, the average hobbit magic card has ~10 words of flavor test, there are ~200 cards in the set. so only approximately 2% of the hobbit will be represented in mtg flavor test. but it was worth checking, I think.

lady-of-vitreous-sight

of course, if we count art (exchange rate: 1 picture = ~1k words, 200 pictures = ~200k words), then every scene will be depicted at least twice, but we already knew that would happen from prior UB sets.

tumblr is awesome bc it has ppl just like me

thediscossessed

The amount of personage I can confidently embody at this point amounts to that of a fly. And I'm pretty sure if anyone was paying attention I'd get mogged by that fly

shark-tranny

earth worm, fire ant, water buffalo

what is the elusive wind animal

wind turbine

yeah you win

You spored pretty high! But there is still shroom for improvement

dogpuppy

so many girls in my dreams but none in my bed, life is so unfair

dragongirlsweetie

tumblr should add a "meat" button onto posts that's like the like button but it indicates you want to cut the user up into meat chunks and eat it for dinner

they really really need to make more games you can play with only your mouse