A blog about various things

She/They. quac

[strummedguitars]

Req from Twitter!!

[adiabat]

i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

[adiabat]

for me being bi has contributed a huge amount to noticing all the ways in which romance and friendship run together and i think in general people would benefit from recognizing that romance and friendship are socially constructed categories used to describe a vast, nebulous, and often overlapping range of feelings

[asteroidtroglodyte]

My way of parsing it:

Every Relationship is actually a specific, unique thing. We invented Shorthands, such as Friend or Husband, to help describe recurring motifs in Relationships. But. The labels are simplifications. They will always fail to adequately contain the entirety of the Relationship.

[polyamorousmood]

not to be polyamorous, but yeah

[notvictorhugo]

This kind of reasoning is actually what made me stop being polyamorous and become a relational anarchist! To me, it seems that labels like "partner" carry too much weight to be merely shorthands, and they seem to have a certain prescriptive power. I've been calling everyone friend for a while, and everything feels much smoother and easier.

There are times when I do need to explain details about some of my relationships. For example, I recently started hanging out with someone new who has previously said that she would not be in a polyamorous relationship, and so I had to mention that hey, even if I do not say I have partners, I do live with two of my friends, we love each other very much, we kiss, we cook for each other, and we are now moving together elsewhere.

In general, moving away from talking about couples has been fantastic. Now, instead of "Are we A Couple?" or "Are we Dating?" we talk about "Do we want to do this specific thing?", "would you be okay if we did this other thing?", and so on. It's easier to see each other as individuals instead of roles

[leoandreeda]

Somehow vent art because I'm tired and overworked and Roronoa Zoro is saving me from madness wtf

[leoandreeda]

Zosan version because why not sudbjd

[laelapop]

wahhhhh I like them so much

[usergambit]

THE X-MEN + TAROT insp.

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[lastseraphicsoul]

don't worry girl it's totally okay to just lay on your bed all day scrolling through tumblr for smuts of fictional men

[alivewyrm]

read right to left

this is how the fight with killingham goes TRUST…

[bazar-mademoiselle-libellule]

Luffy 👒

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[meri-ny]

Spamtenna Undertale AU again? Yes, I love this AU (⁠人⁠⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[meri-ny]

A request from my straw page about Spamton giving flowers to Tenna <3

[meri-ny]

Dedicated to the person who left my first review on my online store! (♥´∀｀)／ THANK YOU!! 😭💕

[catrabbasso]

THATS OUR MAN!!!!!!!!!

[normal-sane-era]

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bakersfield-row]

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

[germaerobics]

HAAAANK! NO HANK!! THAT'S NOT A BACTERIOPHAGE! THOSE WOULD BE WAY SMALLER THAN A TARDIGRADE! THAT'S A RADIOLARIAN, A TYPE OF UNICELLULAR EUKARYOTIC ORGANISM KNOWN FOR ITS ELABORATE MINERAL SKELETONS! HAAAANK! THAT'S THE WRONG MICROBE!!!