NotVictorHugo

⚧︎26-hippie motherfucker-she/her⚢

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collection

[fishlung8877]

[spider-artdump]

[girlfailure-poetics]

I’ve seen trans women on tumblr get called TERFs for believing that trans men are men and trans women are women and transition materially changes your social class. What are we doing

[steve-likes-robots]

This only applies as far as folks accept your transition. If someone thinks a trans man is a mutilated woman and a trans woman is a sex pest man then their internalized gender won’t give them any privilege if the outside observer doesn’t perceive them as that gender

[girlfailure-poetics]

congratulations you’ve just described how even non passing trans men hold systemic privilege over trans women

[frostops]

Rhps being played on the sphere is funny as hell. Still bleak, but funny

[frostops]

your fucking "counter cultural" "queer" masterpiece is being put on the giant ugly orb in las vegas. maybe its time to really look at it and see if its worth your attachment to it.

[frostops]

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[mummer]

it’s crazy how when you’re 11 you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat. and you start to grow up and you think well surely it will become more nuanced to me, surely there must be a reason adults arent breaking down wailing in the streets due to the cruelty of this world. and then you become an adult and you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat

[dragongirlsweetie]

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

[dragongirlsweetie]

the buddha taught this

[notvictorhugo]

Listen this is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. Most posts online, especially those that say outrageously dumb stuff, are, in fact, jokes, and not serious posts, and only an idiot with an inflated ego would say otherwise. Or perhaps someone lying on purpose for malicious reasons, like potentially anti-bouddhist propaganda.

[terraswallows]

Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive function for about five minutes.

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[jedi-nurse]

I also need to know why Mulder and Scully both write their field notes/reports the way they do. Like imagine having to go over those and you just read the most introspective piece of work ever written and it's about dung eating cockroachs from another planet 😂

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[junkyarded]

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

[junkyarded]

we are all posting from the dimension of No Misandry because we live on the planet earth

[marcymagnolia]

a therapist is just some guy who went to gaslighting school to put undesirables in basically jail. rely on me, creepy knife stalker girl, i can also gaslight you and keep you locked up but unlike a therapist i also love you

[mousidy]

wild that TMEs expect trans women to behave exactly how they expect men to in the bedroom because most of the trans women I know aren't even that interested in anything resembling sex, they want to play with knives and get hurt

[mousidy]

I'm gonna speculate here but I think a lot of trans women, on top of having sexualities very informed by our trauma, revel in kink in part because traditional modes of sex are not available to us. a lot of us don't want to top and many of us have reasons for not wanting to do anal. dysphoria often prevents us from anything below the waist altogether. of course we lean into things that hardly resemble "sex"

[mousidy]

to be clear this is a beautiful thing, but can we have a moment of silence for the women with debilitating bottom dysphoria combined with a set of kinks that doesn't lend itself super well to non-genital-related play? these women are going through insane sexual dissatisfaction. ask me how I know!

and then help me pay for my bottom surgery

[mousidy]

seriously cis people (or rather, if I'm to be a bit bitchy about it, non-dysphoric people in general) take the ability to have their genitals involved in their sex for granted, meanwhile a very large proportion of trans people straight up can't. I just think that's a struggle that should be more understood!

it doesn't help that it's constantly erased by people who expect us to sexually think and behave in accordance with our assigned sex! the erasure of the concept of bodily dysphoria has definitely benefitted people who want to extract sex from us. even by addressing this I feel like a square, because it's not cool for trans women to have boundaries and limits regarding our bodies. it's cool to be sexually available and repress your dysphoria. it's cool to let people take advantage of you

I know there's a lot of baggage and discourse surrounding the idea of dysphoria being understood as a disability, and I'm not intending to make a suggestion for the next DSM here or whatever, but I do think straight up not being able to have any kind of sex involving one's genitalia constitutes a disability

[sapphireh3art]

fascinating how you if you stand firm against transmisoginy and prove yourself a traitor to the state of white supremacy you can experience a sampler platter of what trans women are forced to live through at all times

[seagiri]

dont feel like cleaning this up