Things about drarry that make me scream at 2 am in the morning
¤ Harry calling Draco “baby”
¤ Cuddling in the sofa while watching a movie
¤ “Scared, Potter?” “You wish” has become an inside joke
¤ Draco becoming a Potter
¤ Tangible sexual tension
¤ Hermione befriending Draco first and welcoming him to the family before Ron eventually accepts that Draco isn’t going away anytime soon
¤ Draco being nervous about meeting the Weasleys
¤ Draco getting a Weasley jumper
¤ Dancing to Muggle songs (imagine them dancing to “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You”…)
¤ Harry calling Draco “my dragon”
¤ Harry lingering on the verge of a cardiac arrest while having dinner with the Malfoys
¤ Narcissa being ecstatic about their relationship, Lucius muttering prayers in the corner
¤ Pansy and Blaise shipping it
¤ Pansy and Hermione scheming to get them together
¤ Harry finding out that Draco used to dress up as him during Halloween when they were younger
¤ Harry introducing Draco to Muggle movies, leading to Draco’s obsession with Mean Girls (“Hey Draco, baby, can you fetch me that-” “Stop trying to make fetch happen, it’s not going to happen!” “I’m seriously reevaluating all of my life choices right now.” “On Wednesdays we wear-” “THAT DOESN’T EVEN RELATE TO ANYTHING I JUST SAID!”)
¤ Hermione knowing all along because she’s Hermione fucking Granger
¤ Ginny accepting it with a smile (a.k.a not being a bitch about it)
¤ Long emo talks about the War
¤ Harry finding out that Draco was the one who sent him that singing Valentine card in Second Year
¤ Harry coming across a poem written about his eyes
¤ Draco freaking out when Harry found it
¤ Harry almost crying when he realized Draco wrote it
¤ Draco stealing Harry’s clothes
¤ Talking for hours on end about a Muggle book and/or movie
¤ Going to a Muggle Halloween party with Harry dressed up as Joker and Draco as Harley Quinn much to Hermione’s amusement and Ron’s mortification
¤ Backpacking across Europe and/or cruising in the Caribbean
¤ Calling in sick and playing *dirty* board games all day (and being really competitive about it)
¤ Harry teaching Draco how to play Muggle board games
¤ Draco teaching Harry traditional wizarding games
¤ Going to an International Quidditch game and shagging in the tent because they’re always so fucking horny
¤ “You’re not your lightning scar” “You’re not your Dark mark”
¤ Harry introducing Draco to Muggle music, ending with the blond liking Taylor Swift’s songs much to Harry’s surprise
¤ “I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU”
¤ Adorable jealousy and possessiveness
¤ Getting a permanent tattoo instead of a ring around their ring fingers because they’re both so sure
¤ “Marry me, or are you scared, soon-to-be Potter?” “You wish.”
¤ Taylor Swift’s Sparks Fly and Gorgeous are basically Draco’s feelings towards Harry
¤ Babysitting Rose and Hugo whenever Ron and Hermione’s out on a date
¤ Going to the beach and splashing water playfully at each other before it escalated until the two of them are trying to drown each other
¤ Going lasertagging and being dead set on beating the other
¤ Making up after a huge row with muttered apologies and whispered “I love you’s”
¤ Making everything a challenge because it’s more fun that way
¤ “Comb your fucking hair, Potter!” “Wear some proper clothes!”
¤ “My clothes are proper, so shut up before I stuff your mouth with this remote.”
¤ Nagging!Draco, of course
¤ Double dates with Ron and Hermione or Ginny and Luna or Pansy and Blaise
¤ Getting piss drunk on a whim and sleeping in
¤ Harry introducing Draco to crazy Muggle conspiracy theories
¤ Shouting at politicians and stupid characters on TV
¤ Insult battles (even though they don’t really mean it)
¤ Dancing at Ron and Hermione’s wedding and hexing everyone who dares to talk shit
¤ Going on rides using Sirius’s flying motorbike with Draco getting a hard-on because motherfuck, Harry is wearing a leather jacket
¤ Taking care of Teddy together