Shady Taki's Magical Life

The Story Blog for Shady Taki aka Takumi Yamazaki, reluctant magical girl.

[arthurtristankingsmen]

Oh this pickup line is more because of me than other people: I'm a real live, breathing mahou shoujo. Do you want a magical experience tonight?

Arthur grinned wide. “Oh- I got one in that vein. Baby are you made of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically deliiii-ha!-okay! Haha! I can’t finished it shit! I almost made it through but it was too terrible even for me–.”

[shadytaki]

She smiled sweetly, “I guess you’d just have to keep licking until you get to the juicy center to find out how tasty it is.”

[mysteryskullsmysteryfiles]

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Chloe: Chloe-chan casts Super Love Beam!

Vivi: I’m pretty sure that’s not a real spell.

[shadytaki]

Sure it is:

Love Beam: Evocation, Radiant Damage,  2nd Level, 1 Action Range:120 ft You create three rays of light and hurl them at targets within range. You can hurl them at one target or several.Make a ranged spell attack for each ray. On a hit, the target takes 2d6 radiant damage.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, you create one additional ray for each slot level above 2nd.

Super Love Beam: Evocation, Radiant Damage, 5th Level, 1 Action, Range: self (60 foot cone), CON Save

A blast of pure light erupts from your hands. Each creature in a 60-foot cone must make a Constitution saving throw. A creature takes 8d8 cold damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.

A creature killed by this spell has it’s soul, if any, purified of all evil influences.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 6th level or higher, the damage increases by 1d8 for each slot level above 5th.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Female clothing: no pockets

Gollum’s 500 year old tattered rags: has pockets where he keeps "fishbones, goblins’ teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-wing, a sharp stone to sharpen his fangs on, and other nasty things.”

[bluescarfvivi]

I rarely got any actual sleep at sleepovers...

“Neither have I, but this will actually be just a sleepover. They will eat, then they will sleep. That’s how it’s gonna go.” 

[shadytaki]

“Oh oh I know a spell you can scribe in invisible ink on the bottom of the pizza boxes that might help!”

“Wait no, I remember that one, that wouldn’t be safe for someone without a significant echiocognative potential. Well... not unsafe, per se, but we wouldn’t want them sleeping six months I guess. Though the spell would keep them alive without medical attention, so there is that.”

“Uhm... I’ve got some ambien that my doctor prescribed even though it’s worthless to me. I need about two full bottles to get drowsy.”

[psychopompry-deactivated2022011]

[shadytaki]

[sparknshinerpmemes-blog]

Reblog this if your muse has family issues.

[bluescarfvivi]

*casually flipping through a magazine, laying on the couch* "You know why sex with vampires so rarely results in pregnancy?"

“….well that’s a freaking question out of the blue. How the hell did you even think of that?”

“But I can see why there’d be rarely anyone getting pregnant. Vampires are basically dead, meaning they…really don’t have any of the necessary materials inside them to produce kids. It’s like you’re screwing a large, living doll only a little sharper and…pointier.” 

[shadytaki]

*flips a page* You’re overthinking things, any investigator of your caliber should know this one instinctively. They’re not allowed to cum inside without permission.

[genre--savvy-deactivated2020071]

Screw it.

Reblog this post before October 31st and I’ll say what monster/cryptid/mythical creature you remind me of just from scrolling through your blog a bit. Make sure you have asks open.

[moveimbi-deactivated20190309]

ooh i love this!

[karmacursedme]

Ooohh I wanna see what you think I am.

[iiuniar]

Omg yessbskakak

[chronically-illustrated]

Ooooh fun! :D

[alisonzai]

[alisonzai]

just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u 

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

[bluescarfvivi]

Takes a big bite out of a bar of Zest, chewing happily.

Vivi just sighs.

“Taki…I’m not dealing with the consequences. You brought this on upon yourself.” 

[shadytaki]

She swallows, then  drinks a couple of glasses of water to wash out the suds so she doesn’t blow bubbles when she talks, “Relax, when I’m … well like I am all the time, I can eat arsenic powder and barely get a little headache. In fact I barely even taste it“.

[babyanimalgifs]

These are perfect.

[bluescarfvivi]

► give scritches :)

“Um…okay?” Vivi hesitantly placed a hand on Taki’s head and just…gave a little pat. That should do it. 

[shadytaki]

Has sad look at lack of solid scritches, leans into couch and closes eyes.

[shadytaki]

tagged by: @deepbluevi tagging:  @onceandfutureween

rules: bold the aesthetic that applies to your muse

                             𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋. tired eyes. coffee stains on the table. listening to the bustle of the city. unmade beds. loose ponytails. sunlight seeping through the curtains. chapped lips. walking barefoot across the floorboards. dusty dictionaries. black and white reruns. huge sweaters. the ticking of the clock. hearing birds in the morning. fireplaces. falling asleep during class.

                            𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄. freckles. the sun rising. watching the sea. taking shots of the city. historical museums. bright eyes. looking up at the clouds. walls covered in artworks. writing in the middle of lessons. tracing your fingers on the sand. painting for hours. staying in uncrowded coffee-shops. worn paperbacks. messy braids. going to bed with your socks on.

                             𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐐𝐔𝐄. dark hair. a little sophisticated. always observing the world around you. intricate designs.high ceilings. extravagant musical pieces. dim lights. colourless photographs. fancy furniture. pale skin. hearing soft footfalls coming from outside the room. mischievous looks.   bitten nails. candlelight dinners. dark shades of lipstick.

                             𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋. chandeliers. the clinking of a teacup. laced clothing. modern architecture. light hair. watching the view from the terrace. hidden birthmarks. drinking tea in the morning. wandering about in an empty building. botanical gardens. old films. ancient marble sculptures. expensive perfume. breakfasts in bed. reading about mythology.

                             𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂. compassion. short writings on scraps of paper. blushed cheeks. a bouquet of roses. reading collections of poetry late at night. loose hair. carpeted floors. attending operas. faint music playing in the background. staying under the covers until midday. the night sky. streetlights.picking flowers. dancing around in silk dresses. scented candles.

[sexlessrpmemes]

Reblog this if I have permission to come into your askbox IC at any point if my muse has a question for yours.

[arthurtristankingsmen]

@copperhamster / @shadytaki  @dreamingbuttons @idigihearts1x3 @chantillyxlacey / @onceandfutureween @mysteriouslyhopefulstranger

//The first batch of art for the follower milestone gifting! Thank you all for sending in and I hope you all like them! Thank you for supporting me and I hope I can continue to create things that everyone can enjoy <3

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[rp-meme-glaceon]

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