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sealedbeastnue

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

beangeneboy

The final boss

stray-suh-nur

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

sealedbeastnue

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

pardonmewhileipanic

you fools, all this time the talks have been used to keep Ted back, they are to protect us from Ted, to keep us safe, and you want to FREE him?!

villainloveshero

backseat-burner

THE UNISON TONGUE CLICK

KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed

MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

theonion

Jared And Ivanka Holding Each Other At Gunpoint In Kitchen After Simultaneously Revealing Undercover Identities

‘FBI, You’re Under Arrest!’ Shouts Couple In Unison

WASHINGTON—Both shouting “FBI, you’re under arrest!” as they grabbed hidden pistols from behind the refrigerator and the back of the pantry, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump were reportedly holding each other at gunpoint in their kitchen Monday after simultaneously revealing their undercover identities. “I’m afraid you’re the one under arrest, sweetheart,” said Ivanka, as she and her husband warily circled the marble-topped kitchen island with their FBI badges held out and their weapons lethally trained on one another. “How about you just come quietly? If only one of us is getting out alive tonight, it’s not gonna be you.” At press time, authorities were reportedly leading the couple away in handcuffs after both were apprehended by Barron Trump, who had been tracking them undercover for the FBI for more than a year.

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family