Hugh Grant is bae

I'm da bes

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[bandalbitch]

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

[angelicdewdrop]

[ifacethewinditsoundslikegod]

you are only alowed in my room if u love me

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

[rocedmed]

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[beadyeyes]

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

[stuckinapril]

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[andreablog2]

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic

[gingerbreadfrosting]

[overclassy]