The Existence of Me

Tell me your sins, I will show you nothing but love.

[cardaughter]

[shallowbrook77-blog]

It has begun… *car crashes in the distance, people scream in terror*

[shallowbrook77-blog]

I don’t feel like I’m appreciated enough for this

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[saidinsilence-deactivated201701]

He’s huge….

[imyourhuckleeberry-deactivated2]

That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed

[saidinsilence-deactivated201701]

Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times

[birb-bian]

I…I love her.

[whiskey-and-c41]

My daughter is beautiful and strong.

[pomo-phobic-blog]

her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her

[it-grrl]

I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too.

[fieryartemispublications]

So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.  

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Reblog for Deep Blue positivity

[destinyrush]

some people…smh

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

me when i spend $70: i deserve this. i love myself and i need to treat myself

me when i spend $4: oh my goddd i have no self control wtf is wrong with me

[shallowbrook77-blog]

Seattle Women's Rally

I went to the Seattle women's rally where an incredible 175,000 people showed up to stand up for what's right. They were only expecting like 20,000 people so the marchers sort of bottle necked in the small neighborhood through which the three mile route was planned. One bad ass house hold of African American women had their big speakers in the windows and was blasting the song "Fuck Donald Trump" and dancing. I have to say, the group of old women I was with were hilarious as they put their hands in the air and started bouncing as if they were at a Kanye concert.

[shallowbrook77-blog]

ATTENTION

Fish sticks, French fries and tater tots are just socially acceptable ways to eat large amounts of [insert favorite condiment here (yeah I'll include syrup)]

[shallowbrook77-blog]

So my friend is really into animals and endangered species and stuff and she was telling me about how leopards are in jeopardy and the first thing I said was "leopardy. They're in leopardy."

[academicssay]

[spurtofblood-deactivated2018112]

i feel personally attacked

[weloveshortvideos]

These boys came to my door on Halloween and I couldn’t stop laughing.

[angelsaxis]

the hand movement when he said “shut up” i’m slain

[shallowbrook77-blog]

That's fucking GOLD

[dmcfadzean]

[theanimalmemes]

more text messages here

[shallowbrook77-blog]

What do you call a martini with a fish in it?

A sardini

[weloveshortvideos]

Skipping a rock on a frozen lake sounds absolutely insane.

[ciarachimera]

The sneaky fart at the end always gets me 😂

[regalgorgon]

I CAN’T. THE FART. I’M DYING

[babyanimalgifs]

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

[paxamericana]

hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry.

[paxamericana]

the gist of the joke is “when i look at the statue of liberty, i see all the things that make our country great [blah blah blah.] when donald trump looks at the statue of liberty he sees a 4. maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and the tablet.”

and this fucking moron is saying that the joke is funny because the statue of liberty looks like the number 4.

which is not what that joke is saying at ALL.

[paxamericana]

her follow-up to this joke was:

“you know what i think a good number for a woman is? forty five”

(because if she’s elected, she will be the forty fifth president)

and this dipshit on CNN is chuckling like “yeah, i think forty five is a good age too”

[weresehlat]

When sexists don’t understand they’re the butt of the joke because they’ve never heard a joke at their expense imo

[tastefullyoffensive]

Jonesy the Cat’s First Time Playing in Snow Photos by Elizabeth V. Bouras

[eroscestlavie]

ME

[tonymacaronnii]

You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for

stealy wheely automobiley