very chic that the tv-ma advisory for the hockey sex show is “coarse language” as if you’re not showing him pony.mp3 ride on that thing spitting moaning full body shot sun still up windows open god watching
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very chic that the tv-ma advisory for the hockey sex show is “coarse language” as if you’re not showing him pony.mp3 ride on that thing spitting moaning full body shot sun still up windows open god watching
their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free
visitation by an angel (revisited)
the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat
just realised rock around the clock means theyre going to rock during all the hours on the clock. always pictured it like this
[ID: Two stick figures drawn wiggle-dancing around a cut-out photograph of a grandfather clock. /end ID]
man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends
I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.
GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS
yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you
my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.
all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.
That shit with sam reid doing an entire concert in character as Lestat is so crazy
i literally never want to see an actor put out a bullshit album of johnny cash covers or whatever you either do this or nothing
Eden Kalif, Good Cats
In 38 years of life I have learned 1 thing;
If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.
In related news I finally managed to finish un fucking my predecessor's lack of a filing system.
Apparently this post is wildly Jon from Magnus Archives coded but I regret to inform everyone that there were no weird sketchy paranormal occurences. There were only ten banker boxes full of unsorted training records, incident reports, uniform recipts, daily activity reports, and similar quite ordinary and boring paperwork. There have been zero flesh worms or NotEntities. I did find a stash of paper clips in one box under the papers but that's it.
Do u guys think Shane and Ilya make fun of the rest of the gay hockey society because they all got normcore boyfriends who make $40k a year
Shane: I mean I guess Fabian is an entrepreneur that’s gotta count for something right?
Ilya: [barely listening] yeah for sure. Should I buy this Rolls-Royce in yellow or red?
Shane: The yellow will clash with our garage.