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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
so true
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
“how much do you love me?”
*cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes*
“hella”
*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*
reblog if you DON'T cover your plate with your entire head when someone is trying to serve you food
trying to prove a point to my cat
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??
SO MANY TIMES
Too many times
This meme transcends language
me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
I’ve delivered us to where we are, I have journeyed farther. I am everything I’ve learned and more, still it calls me…
It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.
Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math.
and science fuck science
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students.
Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst
Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.
i can’t believe those weren’t puns
Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.
Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying
PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME
BEST POST ON TUMBLR.
Operation with a surgeon…
On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.
“i don’t know if i’m ready for college,” i say, a college student, who is already enrolled in college
Luna inhaling raspberries.
This is such an important video
i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs
