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shannon || 25 || she/her || tumblrina since 2012

[shamwows]

I’ve been walking around my house aimlessly in a state of shock for the past day. what do you mean homestuck is going to have a resurgence. I haven’t heard that name in years

[somacruz]

Toby fox is voicing who in what

[icarianarts]

[depsidase]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

my dastardly bastard of a son Speedfast Turboquick making a mockery of olympic track and field athletes

[vixvigil]

this email could’ve been a fight to the death

[sandmandaddy69]

[neuroxin]

country boys make do

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[necromancelena]

To think that we will never know the identity of this mystery tweeter, thanks to the meticulous censorship of their url

[hellbabyfromhell]

text from my coworker

[magnetic-deflection]

joe and kamala WH immigration strategy meeting

[android1000]

And y’all want me to vote for this dude?

[aflo]

another forgotten campaign promise...

[shamwows]

god I miss tumblr so much twitter has literally never held a candle to it

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[officialfist]

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

[nemesisdub]

This your cousin? What team is he in?

[bakelite-bliss]

Our cousin

[sandsvendor100]

Who Here Believe In Vanpires

[sandsvendor100]

Dacula

[sandsvendor100]

Dacula

[sandsvendor100]

Dacula

[shamwows]

wow I’m fucking old

[gekiranger-deactivated20180527]

Only real gamers remember

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

And I am a loyal knight fighting for all of them. I slaughtered a dragon for women today, actually. Here’s a picture

[criminal-fish]

[shamwows]

I posted my middle school creative writing final to Ao3 to immortalize it. it got a C but after reading like the first paragraph i find that a really generous score (I physically cannot read the entire thing I’ll die)

anyway if you doubt your writing skill or just want something to laugh at give it a read (and/or grade it as if you were my teacher, I’d love to see how others would grade this)

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