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all I could think about throughout the entire movie šš iykyk
That mĆ„neskin live stream was EVERYTHING! Iām so glad I screen recorded so I can rewatch it every day.
as a society i just donāt think we should ever move on from this video
Who gave them the right to be this immaculateš©
I do not have the (financial) facilities for that big man
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Old Vampires and Swearing
One of the things I really enjoy thinking about are differences in the Cullens' language and how they conflict. For instance, in the 1600s, the deepest swears were things related to blasphemy surrounding Christianity--especially those relating to the body of Christ, because people believed it actually affected the bodies in heaven.. "God's hooks" referred to the nails used to nail Christ to the cross, and "God's wounds" or "God's body" were likewise. These led to shortened versions like "gadzooks" "zounds" and "oddsbodikins" which are the minced oath versions of the same.
So imagine this: Bella, born in 1987, for whom fuck is kind of...maybe not okay for polite company, but certainly usable at school around her friends. And something happens, maybe several years after she's a vampire, that just really gets Carlisle. And he's all,
"Gadzooks, Edward!"
and she just starts cracking up, and meanwhile the rest of the family has just jumped to defcon 2 because holy crap Carlisle just swore hard. And she's all confused because her father in law just said literally the funniest thing she's ever heard and her husband, for some reason, is losing his mind.
when i first started reading midnight sun i had to stop bc that boy is so melodramatic and depressing holy fuck but i'm just now finishing it and the phone call between carlisle and charlie? excuse me? at first i thought it was funny "haha charlie thinks he's dr. sexy lol" but now? carlisle comforting him over bella running away and getting hurt? and charlie asking if he thinks they're being "a little...intense?"
"Do you remember the first time you fell in love?"
Charlie was quiet for a minute. "Yeah, I do. Hard stuff to forget."
"It is indeed." Carlisle sighed.
that plus: "I wouldn't be able to stay in my right mind if you weren't there." "Of course, Charlie."
half of me is like, yeah guys are allowed to comfort each other without it being āØgay⨠but the other half is like, yeah but i don't have enough gay rep and i fucking want it so ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
so anyways. if y'all know of any decent charlie x carlisle fics hook me up āš¼
This makes me want a Castle/NCIS type of tv show where itās Charlie trying to solve small town crime with the help of Dr Cullen. Fans canāt help but be intrigued by the romantic undertones between Carlisle and Charlie, despite the producers insisting that theyāre just friends.
the cullens at disneyland
cause you know itās gonna be a disaster
- it was esmeās idea, obviously
- because she loves her kids more than anything and wants them to enjoy their eternity as much as possible
-Ā itās spring break in forks and los angeles is supposed to be cloudy all week so carlisle is like why the hell not? the kids have been on good-ish behavior (emmett not included)
- the trip was pretty much doomed from the start
I love this. I feel like Esme definitely makes them all wear those matching Cullen family holiday tops that you always see in Disney.
Emmett is such a wonderful himbo. He adds such richness to this universe.
Itās years before 2021. Life is good. Youāre in the Algarve. Your legs look even paler underwater as you sit at the edge of the pool with your Irish pal, who youāve bonded with as your and their families are the only ones around this resort who seemingly arenāt English. One of the English kids runs past you, wrapped in a Union Jack towel, until she reaches her parents, who look like this:
But obviously they are in swimwear, not suited and booted, so you can see his arm tattoos of some football teamās crest, āRIP Dadā written in cursive, and the names āPoppyā and āDominic,ā which you immediately know refer to his children, as though he might forget them.
āMummaaaay, can Oiy get an oiyce-cream?ā the little girl asks, making you shudder.
āNo, Poppy,ā the lady says, but her accent makes it sound more like puppy. āYouāve uwhlready had one this muwhning.ā
āLeh āer āave one, Helen,ā the manās voice answers. āWeāre on āoliday, aināt waaay?ā
āFoine, Mahk,ā comes Helenās significantly posher reply. āHehyuh, Poppy, take Mummyās puwhse. But get one fuh Dominic, too.ā
You meet your Irish palās eyes. Neither of you say a word, but with a simple nod to each other, you both know thereās no going back. Youāve been radicalised at the tender age of 11.
the way I've had this exact experience. it's echoing in my mind...matty and lottie, aged 8...those wee caps with the neck fabric...the kiddie wetsuits...it's all so clear now
WHY ARE THE GIRLS ALWAYS CALLED POPPY OR LOTTIE
This triggered my fight or flight response šš
THEYāVE ALWAYS GOT THE UNION JACK TOWELS
something abt Rosalie looking at Edward with a āare you fucking kidding meā expression sends me
Rosalie is always a whole mood
And what are Emmett and Jasper having an intense discussion about?
Emmett: I just donāt understand what I did wrong. I bought her flowers, I told her I loved her. I may have been a little late for the anniversary but she has to cut me some slack. Weve been together for 85 years or is it 84? What do I do man?
Emmett was 100% a directioner. Change my mind
Canon
i need a himbo
iām holding out for a himbo til the end of the night
Heās gotta be strong. And heās gotta be fast. And heās gotta be dumb and polite
emmett and jasper hunting with the cullens after seeing frozen 2
jasper: *cups mouth and screams* AHH AHHH
rosalie: oh please no
emmett: *jumps off tree* i can hear you...
rosalie: *heavy sigh*
jasper in the distance: BUT I WONāT
New rule, non muslims canāt say the word jihad. Until you stop conflating a word that means personal struggle with faith and temptation with terrorism youre just not allowed to say it.
Iām not a Muslim but I just thought I would reblog this because I think itās definitely worth listening to.
Itās totally okay for non muslims to reblog this, and i encourage it. Im just glad youāre listening.
Oh god, finallyĀ someone said it. Every time I see words likeĀ ājihadistā I want to scream, but Iām not Muslim, so I wasnāt sure I should say anything.Ā
Jihad means struggle. It doesnāt mean holy war or anything like it. In fact, there is no word in Islam for holy war, because the nature of Islam does not leave room for holy war. Islam has a juridical system, not a Pope who can just sayĀ āGo wage holy war.ā Conflating the personal nature of jihad with violence is so very gross and it needs to stop. Period.
Actually, thereās another word non-muslims in the media shouldnāt use:
Allahu Akbar. Itās not a statement of terrorism. It meansĀ āgod is greatā. Itās something we say to praise our lord. Itās what we say when we pray. Itās not a statement of terrorism. Allahu Akbar doesnāt mean terrorism stop using it as one
I would really appreciate it if non Muslims understood this
Crazy how I did like 7 years of Religious Education but at no point was I taught this
AU where Bella doesnāt TELL Edward that she knows, she just strolls into lunch one day and goes āhey guys, Iāve got a question for the table. Just for funsies, you know, just totally off the top of my head. Would you fuck a vampire, yes or no? I vote Yes.ā And then stares across the cafeteria without blinking while Edward chokes.
This is my favourite because if you think about Jessica as a character she would 100% be in for that conversation and would start the pros and cons list making it a conversation that ends up including everyone and lasts for like days.