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[shanebug]

Egyptian faience hedgehog, 12th Dynasty, Middle Kingdom / Shane Hollander, episode 2

[shaneglow]

Egyptian faience hippopotamus, 12th Dynasty, Middle Kingdom / Shane Hollander, episode 4

[24x81]

cannot wait to draw parallels to the last days of jesus and shane hollander in season 2. shane in the garden of gethsemane (metros locker room coming out). shane at golgotha (did you trip on purpose).

[cuppydogshane]

april airdate could mean an episode during the week of Easter............

[shanebug]

Egyptian faience hedgehog, 12th Dynasty, Middle Kingdom / Shane Hollander, episode 2

[shaneglow]

Egyptian faience hippopotamus, 12th Dynasty, Middle Kingdom / Shane Hollander, episode 4

[fujoshane]

cliff and ilya's web show: imarly

[ilyapricot]

Forever thinking about “Boston is nice too?” and wanting to throw up about it. Just sitting on the floor of a gym across from the stranger who would be the Shane of his existence like.

I am so far away from home. I am so afraid but I cannot show it. I’m going to be all on my own out there and people are not kind to me. I’ve always been alone, but never this kind of alone before. I don’t really know you, but you seemed kind. And earnest. You would not lie to me. Is it safe? Will I be happy there and safe? Boston is nice too?

Ougghhhhgg. My brave little bug I’mgping to be sick

[nicolegendary]

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on the way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

[lesbianlandry]

[scartafacci]

there’s a swedish princess who’s currently sitting alone at wimbledon feeling all sulky and miserable because she was really looking forward to discussing swedish politics with shane hollander

[themoonandmyman]

Fat baby Shane in a pumpkin costume waddling from house to house with his parents for his first trick or treat

[daiiku]

[gaysie]

IMMEDIATELY hall of fame image

[sophiesticated75]

Hollanov has FAT babies and they're really attached to Shane

[stelladiver81]

this is due to shane’s fat baby aura energy which he retains into adulthood

game recognize game

[gurlsrool]

I think we need to talk more about Shane in the 24 hours following a Cup win. Like that is peak uninhibited Shane Hollander. He’s kissing babies. He’s chugging champagne by the bottle. He’s attempting to climb every surface. He’s attempting the worm? He’s going to the club bathroom, sending Ilya a hole pic and a 1200 word text describing all the ways he deserves to be fucked. Then he’s going back out and attempting the worm again

[freezethismoment]

saw a post that said shane is the most Boy to ever boy and i love that so much. he is so Boy.

and now i’m thinking about how he loves to be romantic and chivalrous to ilya— like when they get to the cottage and shane carries ilya’s bag in. he’s a great Boyfriend(husband.) he holds the door for ilya every chance he gets, and ilya (not so) secretly Looooooves it. when they’re at the bar with their team, shane will ask ilya if he wants a drink and go get it for him, hands it off to ilya with a little here you go, baby and then sits at a stool at the bar and ilya leans back between shane’s legs. at team cookouts, shane will tug on ilya’s arm as he’s talking to people until he’s sitting in his lap and ilya will go willingly without even pausing his conversation. shane will grin and wrap his arms around ilya’s stomach, kiss his shoulder. when they’re out to dinner and the bill comes shane will put his card down and ilya will make it a big thing, like oh thank you shane you’re sooo sweet and shane will be like ah it’s no trouble baby (they have a shared bank account.) he loves taking care of his baby!!!!!!! there’s been a rare time or two where shane and ilya are at a club and shane will let go and have a few drinks, get wonderfully tipsy and ilya will drag him out to dance. shane will hold ilya’s hips as ilya dances against him.

this doesn’t really connect to shane is such a Boy. anyway shane is such a Boy who loves taking care of his ilya

[dailyhollanovgifs]

they wanted to be in each other's skin

[boitterfly]

[needyilyarights]

I picture Anya as brown with tiny little white paws and Ilya picked her bc she has socks just like his Shane