Wasteland Baby

30•she/her•I don't tag anything and I binge-blog (sorry)

[lifesanemotionalrollercoaster]

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

[gyrovagi]

unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third

[hazbeenandeggs]

This is the plot of Harrow the Ninth

[narcissistcookbook]

sofas are not for sitting on idiot. you fool. you worm. they're for piling Items (Things, Objects, Miscellania) on and beholding it with sadness and saying 'i wish i could sit down'

[cloud-photo-blog]

M A M M A T U S

May 8th, 2024

One of the best displays I have ever seen. Yes, it looks fake even in person.

[stedesparasol]

Film Fortnight: Comedy What We Do on the High Seas (a.k.a Interviews With Some Vampirates)

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[medievalsquire]

Squire Affirmations

I will not trip and fall down the stairs while carrying all of my knights armor again

The horses love me

I am not in love with the wizard apprentice

My knight appreciates my hard work

It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[undeadentropy]

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

[thisuneasymist]

Tumblr i miss ads like these. I need ads like these back and not the ai fried egg titties or the ai chat bot "no really our bot will totally fuck you unlike other ai bots" ads. I miss the purity of how truly weird the ads were.

[shegottosayit]

34 and ready to score!

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[petercushingscheekbones]

Just leaving this here

[sometiktoksarevalid]

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[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.