Brendon Urie and Dan and Phil Trash

SHERLOCKIAN. WHOVIAN. OTAKU. GAMER. I ALSO REALLY LOVE DOGS AND CATS AND ANY ANIMAL I CAN PET AND LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART OKAY THANKS

[amazingphil]

Dan and I are releasing a photo book later this year to commemorate our adventure around the world! ‘Dan and Phil Go Outside’ 👦🏻👦🏻🌲 http://danandphilgooutside.com 

[shannen-ramen]

t o o b a d I ' m p o o r

[thursday]

[generationiii-blog]

i write sins not shopping receipts

[coffeebuddha]

Oh, Well imagine, As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear, No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

[melthedestroyer]

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

[yugirimistwalker]

im so glad they removed the ‘nut’ from honey cheerios

[yiffmaster]

now you gotta add your own

[yugirimistwalker]

why must you do this to my posts

[energymemes-deactivated20170625]

[fringeboyes]

ok but I wanna see all the photobooth pictures that didn’t make the poster right now

[fringeboyes]

looks like we’re not getting them anytime soon

[romancesciencenerd]

Why do these look like engagement photos instead of merch advertisement?

[mossthefairy]

OMG THIS HAS FIXED MY ENTIRE LIFE I’M SCREAMING I’VE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

i don’t understand it, but i like it! 

[madiesunny]

Happy corgi is happy

[shannen-ramen]

My heart

[kingforaking]

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

[fuckyeahbodypositivity]

perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along. 

[officialjeffgoldblum]

i love this experiment! 

[daggers-drawn]

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[shannen-ramen]

wow okay fine i'll add one more ship. one more ship can probably squeeze in my full ship ocean

[defendfeminism]

Women do not have to:

be thin

give birth

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

have sex with you

be feminine

be graceful

shave

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

be the media’s idea of perfection

listen to your bullshit

have a vagina

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[shannen-ramen]

I once had a dream (it was around the time when the Avengers was out) where I could lift the mjölnir and I met Thor and we just kinda became buddies what

[constipated]

[constipated]

[fomysquad]

[projectendo-deactivated20210112]

anonymously send me

to hell

[girlwhonaps]

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm and wine and everything is fine.