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WATCH IT TILL TO END

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Man: “I’ve now created the world’s largest functioning whoopie cushion!” *flops on it, creating a long farting sound*

*camera pans to nearby cat, looking deeply unamused*

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Photographer Captures Heartwarming Portraits of Blind Cats to Help Them Get Adopted

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@dasvanthenecromancer

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Hey guys, the photographer has created a GoFundMe for the care and vet bills for this shelter and kitties! Check it out and share please! I’m always thankful for rescues that save and care for special needs animals https://www.gofundme.com/save-sir-thomas-trueheart-2ug6ehsc

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The gofundme campaign has gained over $1000 in the last 24 hours, so I’m reblogging again in hopes of keeping the momentum going! A lot of people donating a little bit can make a huge difference, thank you, kind people 😻

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Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

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My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.

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Ladybeard is everything

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Lady Beard’s posing game is strong.

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Hey look it’s back on my dash!

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I love him

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Guys i think im in love

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no why

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help her

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SICK!

toastoat

sometimes my school has really good stuff in it

shithowdy

I cannot wrap my head around living life without looking at birds. Just watched 3 dudes strolling along and a pigeon was frantically waddling in between them trying and failing to outrun their pace but not wanting to take off. They didn’t even acknowledge it. How could you not acknowledge that. It was incredible. People hear a crow and don’t even look for it. What the fuck.

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The Necks of Pawn Stars

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Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

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Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

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The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

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Just to prove he can. (via elinmeat)

meangirlnurse

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”