Jordan's Place

 A place where I dump horror, shitposts and fandom stuff .THIS BLOG IS 18+ MINORS DO NOT FOLLOW. I also do Photography and Poetry sometimes. DM me for links to that

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[sahonithereadwolf]

And this, children, is why you can't replace translation work with AI

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[admiralshiba]

An attack on jacqjohnsonart

[death-rebirth-senshi]

[dogpuppy]

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[ralfmaximus]

do NOT google "omega heat"

[chocomiking]

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

[jennyanythot]

[dogpuppy]

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

[dogpuppy]

[dughole]

i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say