Quvie

agender any/all; do you see blue the way I do?

[dni-archive]

[abysslll]

[itsladykit]

Motion Picture Association of America.

[waywardworldhopper]

Entertainment Software Rating Board

[kinuko]

[fladurblegon]

love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )

[the-big-mood]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[autisticexpression]

One of the best posts

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[queer-as-city-folk]

four and a half inch nails: i want to fuck you like half an animal

[infestuous]

Nine Inch Nails Tour Pick (1990s) [transparent vers]

[beemovieerotica]

[woman-becomer]

I shower like a real pervert. hot water, lathering myself in soap. sometimes I'm even naked

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[contextfreepatentart]

[d1s4strous]

we built this titty

we built this titty on trans hormone

built this titty

we built this titty on trans hormoooneeeee

[rosieofcorona]

sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age

[shittysorcerer]

[d1s4strous]

glows at you in a way that pisses you off