Hello Cosmonauts

i like french toast and gay shit and space

[sharkykahu]

the lack of wesper fanfic out there is making it really hard to avoid going to sleep

[sharkykahu]

I GOT A NEW BOOK NOOK!!!

[sharkykahu]

Grian: where the bathroom?

someone: first door on the left

Grian: *heavy breathing*

Is this anything?

[sharkykahu]

hello new mootie

you may have noticed me scrolling ur blog

wanna be friends

and also

wanna yap abt our writing n ocs together? :3

dont shoot me with lasers please

YESS AND YES HELLO NICE TO MEET YOU

*fireworks* *popcorn* *tiny plastic dinosaurs*

[sharkykahu]

Someone more talented than me please draw stratt tying grace to the tracks with the petrova red string of fate.

[sharkykahu]

I have a mouth but I can’t fucking scream actually

[sharkykahu]

waiter I’ll have *pointing at gay fanfiction* a large serving of these

[astronaut-offical]

Do you want a balloon animal??

I can only make snakes, tho...

[astronaut-offical]

Tired of socialising??

Just go to space :>

[astronaut-offical]

I might put sparkly stickers on my helmet. Because I can.

[astronaut-offical]

The only kingdom I rule over is the pillow fort I made in a forgotten room on my spaceship.

[sharkykahu]

Why is a search party always a party of searchers and not searching for your cars keys with all your friends with music and ice cream

[sharkykahu]

I’d like to thank everyone who has ever made me French toast.

[sharkykahu]

looking back at my previous posts and realizing I sound like a sunfish obsessed nerd waffle. Guys I have other interests i pinky swear

[sharkykahu]

i clicked on ur profile to see your writing and one of the first things i see is a lack-toes-in-toddler-ants joke. so basically ur my favorite person now

Youre my first ask so it’s mutual, bud.

[sharkykahu]

*me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic* meme but you can’t tell whos the bad bitch and whos autistic

[belladonnaaddict]

Want sunfish facts?

oh fuck yes please

[sharkykahu]

Sunfish have a brain to body ratio of 1:40,000, making them really stupid

Nobody really understands how their swimming works! They just kinda wiggle their way up and down

They don’t have a swim bladder, meaning descent and ascent are manually controlled by their wiggling

Sunfish hatch with proper tails, but those tails morph into the ugly clavus as the sunfish matures

Only 100 out of 1,000,000,000 sunfish born yearly survive to adulthood. Thats .000,000,01 percent!

Sunfish lay 300,000,000 eggs at a time.

Sunfish are born smaller than popcorn kernels, but grow to be 10 feet in diameter

Sunfish lay sideways on the surface of the water- sunbathing, hence their name- to warm up (they do some cold ocean diving for food, eating jellyfish and other squishy things that congregate lower down) and allow birds to pick off yuckies.

Sunfish have beaks

Sunfish were once upon a time accepted as tax payment to Shogunwa in Japan in the 1600s

Sunfish are so non nutritious, orcas bite into them then decide they make a terrible snack, leaving the sunfish swimming around missing chunks

Sunfish are the heaviest bony fish

Sunfish are covered in external parasites

Sunfish are perpetually derpy, making the O.O face

Sunfish are my comfort creature

Sunfish deserve your love

Sunfish are actually called sunfish because the sun shines out of their derpy faces

Sunfish love you <3

[belladonnaaddict]

I’m so happy this is the best thing I’ve heard in a week

[sharkykahu]

YAYYYY

anyways have a good one!!!!