ol’ unreliable

here for (both) a good time and a long time hoping one of those will work out for me some day

[sharpknivesdotcom]

when you give owls money in hp where does the money go?

is there some secret owl school that’s getting funded by them delivering letters

are they paying bills

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[sharpknivesdotcom]

what happened when you high-five yourself in a mirror and you miss

[rlyhigh]

[petersspideysense]

anthony bringing up the shirtless selfie and sebastian being flustered af,, this vid is the only one ever

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

why is white supposed to be a ‘pure’ color? you know what’s white? crack cocaine. you know what else is white? 230+ years of systematic oppression 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i lost like 8 followers because of this lol bye

[chleopatraapaige]

Good get rid of the trash

[sharpknivesdotcom]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sergeanttucker]

“Alfred, give birth to Robin.” and “It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired.” killed me. I’m crying! 😂😂

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[tinynebula]

im in fucking tears akjdjdjJdjfjfj

[sharpknivesdotcom]

me loving sleeping w just a bra vs me loving sleeping with a sweatshirt

[chrishemswortth]

someone: compliments chris hemsworth

hemsworth: no u

[sharpknivesdotcom]

when they showed steve getting old it should’ve been stan lee that came back so it would’ve made sense why he was there are all the major events, cause it was steve just watching his friends

[meyamoadriytu]

Omg then Steve was the one giving Stark his phone after civil war well thank you now I am crying.

[sharpknivesdotcom]

i didn’t ask for tears yet you gave me them

[sharpknivesdotcom]

i hate going to the bathroom when i’m sweating it’s this whole thing you gotta pull down your pants and then get them all the way up it’s just too much for me

[sharpknivesdotcom]

what if suddenly donald duck just cleared his throat. what voice would he have

[sharpknivesdotcom]

when they showed steve getting old it should’ve been stan lee that came back so it would’ve made sense why he was there are all the major events, cause it was steve just watching his friends