Sincerely Sarcastic

30s queer book-peddler | she/her Fueled by caffeine and cognitive dissonance

[sharpsarcasm]

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[girlfleeshouse]

The house is unsettlingly lovely. It is threatened by interior decorators.

[theconcealedweapon]

[spiralarray]

[undeadentropy]

I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It's price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.

Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.

[cy-cyborg]

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

[riotouseaterofflesh]

It's price gouging, not inflation.

[riotouseaterofflesh]

#and it's punitive #one of the reasons they fired this up was because people were TALKING about raising the minimum wage #and the sudden jump in prices let them say “see? we told you this would happen if you raised wages!” #even though wages only got raised in a couple of places

[oakendesk]

book cover - The Last Kill - 1955

Robert Maguire

[sharpsarcasm]

Remembered the time I went to the clinic for an appointment and the receptionist (mom of a school friend) asked what for. I just pointed at the infected cat scratch on my face and she did a whole-body shudder while saying “ew.”

[worflesbian]

had a dream last night that the hot new trek ship taking over tumblr was Julian/Janeway. 90% of the fan works were epistolary fic where Julian gets really into the idea of the doomed mission of voyager and sends Janeway fanmail once they re-establish contact, which rapidly turns into a steamy long-distance romance that brings them both much needed distraction from their respective spirals into depression and gives fans free reign to write Janeway going full cougar. and it was so hugely popular in my dream like every third post on the dash was about them

[redcheekdays]

#I think once a month Star Trek fans should randomly generate a pairing from all available characters #and spend that month posting nothing but that pairing #we could create some truly cursed shit #but in amongst that shit would be some true diamonds

i agree and i made a generator! if someone wants to do something with this please be my guest 🤗 https://perchance.org/trekrarepairs

[captainjanewayandtheunicorndog]

Aaaaaah Janeway and Bashir are two of my top three favourite characters in Trek, I don’t ship them at all but I would LOVE to read those imaginary fics. Also the couple generator gave me Harry Kim x Ezri Dax, and they would be a good secondary couple in these imaginary fics haha.

[liz-squids]

Pairings this generator has given me:

Spock/Murf

Vance/Morn

Genesis Lythe/Gowron

Rayner/Kes

This website is too powerful. I love it. I'm so scared.

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[evenlyevi]

Moonlight Dandelions

[trb752]

Kodak Coquette Camera with matching lipstick and compact, 1930

[trans-lykanthropie]

If I see another video along the lines of 'wow that wacky Soviet Union made these ornate bus stations for no reason, totally unnecessary, what a bizarre fact of history!' I'm going to start killing the hostages

God forbid art exist in public for free, God forbid people get to see art in public for free in their day to day lives, God forbid a bus stop be more than a rectangle plastered in fucking advertising, fuck

[trans-lykanthropie]

This is why graffiti art rules by the way. Take back our spaces, our walls, make them the canvases of the people.

[sharpsarcasm]

Breaking in Doc Martens on a high pain day:

- miserable

- don’t have to walk a lot for the start of the process, so can just stew in misery

- pain actually = gain (boots!)

- why did I think this was a good idea?

- ouch

- okay that’s enough today thanks

[rosieandthemoon]

Lucille Ball in a promotional portrait for the 1933 film Roman Scandals

[sceptixfakemon]

it looked cooler in my head prints

[sharpsarcasm]

Something tickled my back and when I tried to brush it away it crunched. My brain is so now screaming “IT HAS A CARAPACE!” with increasing intensity.

[kosmogrl]

the day is gonna end anyway and your warm bed will be waiting so you might as well do the hard things and not let them ruin your day

[kosmogrl]

this is unironically how I push myself to do everything I dread

[fandomsandfeminism]

Is there anything sadder than the little chunk of Kikis Delivery Service when Kiki says “I used to really like flying before it was my job” and then gets so burned out that her magic stops working and she cant talk to Jiji anymore and she tries so hard to FORCE the magic that she breaks her mothers broom and stays up all night, alone, trying to make a new one and crying?

And I know it is all ok in the end- Kiki has friends who look out for her and she takes care of herself and finds her place.

But fuck, those 20 minutes just hurt my heart so much.

[shybi-n-ready2cry]