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[shatteredxlight-blog]

So, yay, the new mass effect is out today!

However, I’m trying to figure out what to do with this blog. I have muse for mass effect and want to rp in the merp again, my options are:

I could revamp it (I’m definitely changing fcs), I could restart it, or I could take what I’ve built up for this blog and put it into the rp blog I currently spend most of my time on and just use it as a verse there (which i’m leaning towards).

Or I could just delete it and figure out what to do.

Any suggestions for what to do with Ash Shepard?

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Natan Vance

[keirametzofcarreras-archive-dea]

I love nervous/socially awkward Liara.

[shalizeh7]

New fanart for Mass Effect, because I miss it <3 DA page link -  http://shalizeh.deviantart.com/art/Omega-593214507

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

[askboxmemethings]

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

[cmdrabigailshepard]

3 AM Meetings (shatteredxlight)

[cmdrabigailshepard]

“Wait, you grew up on ships too? That’s it. You and I are now best friends. I hereby declare it.” Abigail grins, and gives Ash a hug.

[shatteredxlight-blog]

Ash laughed and returned the hug, “I don’t think I’ve met another Spacer either.”

“I wonder what else we have in common- with the way things are looking probably a lot.” She chuckled.

[cmdrabigailshepard]

“I was on Akuze, helped cure the genophage, made sure that Quarians and Geth worked together, and found a way around the bad choices in the Crucible. How about you?”

[shatteredxlight-blog]

“Almost the same, except I was in the Skillian Blitz and earned the Star of Terra for saving my troop and civilians.” She shrugged, “Other than that, yes, I did the same.”

“…What’s your Favorite color?” She asked in a false suspicious attitude but with a smile, “What about favorite dessert?”

[cmdrabigailshepard]

“My favorite color is crimson, and my favorite dessert is ice cream. I know a great place in the Wards, run by a pair of Vorcha who were trained to cook by a  human chef.”

[shatteredxlight-blog]

“Huh, My favorite color is hot pink, and I love chocolate.” Ash gave a half smile, “I’ve never been there, I spend my time at the Asari bakery mostly. But, you’ll have to show me it sometime.”

[adrianalimagoddess]

[sandcvstles]

five-word sentences.

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

[laheysrp-deactivated20161230]

crazy, stupid, love sentence starters:

“ you were right, i shouldn’t have eaten all that bread. ”

“ no puppy eyes, you little maniac. ” 

“ you’re not talking, and that only makes me talk more. ”

“ if you keep talking i’m gonna’ get out of the car. ”

“ just for the record, i think about you… while i do it. ”

“ i’m pretty sure you’re my soulmate. ”

“ i did, i jumped out of a moving car. ”

“ i don’t care, i love him. and given the opportunity, yes, i would have his babies. ”

“ friend to friend, ew. ”

“ your life is so pg-13. ”

“ don’t you think you’re a little old to be using cheesy pick-up lines? ”

“ i can’t take my eyes off of you. that’s a fact, not a line. ”

“ you’re a double negative. ”

“ i hope this doesn’t make you uncomfortable, i’ve developed like a little… crush. ”

“ i just wanted to say… shit. ”

“ i don’t know when you and i stopped being us. ”

“ i’m a total stranger, how would i know something so intimate about your life? ”

“ you’re getting drunk on watered down vodka like a fourteen year old girl. ”

“ i don’t know if i should help you or if i should euthanize you. ” 

“ i’m gonna’ help you rediscover your manhood. ”

“ what happened to your feet? ”

“ are you steve jobs? are you the billionaire owner of apple computers? ” 

“ you have a mom butt. is that what you want? ”

“ stop slapping me. really. ” 

“ i wouldn’t touch you. if my life depended on it. ”

“ how you are doing this wildly sexy, yet unbelievably cute thing that you’re doing? ”

“ you ran in the other direction when you saw me coming the other day. ”

“ love is for stupid assholes. ”

“ god, would you put on some clothes, please? ”

“ my schwanz is in your face, if it’s not bothering you we gotta’ bigger problem. ”

“ you want me to fight someone? ”

“ go away. please don’t come back ever. ”

“ you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. ”

“ you’ll learn to love me, i promise. ”

“ you know i’ll kill him if he hurts you. ”

“ i’m glad we switched babies at the hospital. ”

“ i’m so mad at you for what you did. but i’m mad at myself too. ”

“ you fight for your soulmates. ”

“ he scares the shit out of me. ”

“ i was trying to move on. but i don’t want to. you’ve always been the only one. ”

“ i thought that you were gonna’ propose. ”

“ do you still find me attractive? still wanna’ take me home? ”

“ no. i am sexy. i am r-rated sexy. ”

“ i am here to bang. we are gonna’ bang. ”

“ take off your shirt. ”

“ fuck! seriously? it’s like your photoshopped! ”

“ thank god i’m drunk. ”

“ i don’t want your slutty money. ”

“ no way. break up right now. ”

“ i will mess you up! ”

“ go big or go home, right bud? ”

“ i’m sorry for being a dick. ”

“ i’m in love with her. i love her. ”

“ i think it’s fantastic that you’re a better man. ”

“ there is no such thing as one true love. ”

“ i met my soulmate when i was fifteen years old. ”

“ because when you find the one, you never give up. ”

“ i brought a firearm from a shitty site. i’m prepared to shoot you in the face with it. ”

[justakansasboy-deactivated20230]

Superman Starter Sentances

“These dinosaurs are magical!”

“I didn’t know cities had keys…”

“Uh, no, I didn’t say that at all.”

“Hold it! Everybody to the dance floor!”

[Stern Martha Kent Face]

“Er…uhh….okay…”

[while being thrown out] “I understand!”

“I still can’t believe I’m doing this. He’s going to kill me.”

“How should we start? ‘I hear you’re feeling like a doofus’ or ‘just say no to panty raids?’”

“Thanks for letting me know.” [Leaps over wall anyway]

[while being attacked] “Please stop.”

[while being attacked] “Seriously? We’re going to do this?”

“What just happened?”

[punches Father Time in the gut]

[leaps out off window] “Oh, forgot, no flying today.”

“Give it back! You’re a dog! It doesn’t even fit!”

[bursts through floor] “Sorry about that, I’ll repair it later.”

“Your compliments are astounding.”

“Are you secretly dumb? Because so far it seems like you’re trying to come smart and crazy, but most of the stuff you’re saying is vapid and ridiculous.”

[sits up completely naked] “Where am I?”

“Get off my planet.” [punches into orbit]

“WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?”

[shatteredxlight-blog]

Starter Call!!!

[stanfordwinchester]

“Find a hobby they said, it will be fun they said... No one mentioned that said hobby would be expensive.”

Sam glanced up from the gun he was cleaning to look at Ash, “Which hobby is that?” He asked curiously as he slotted two pieces carefully back together.

[shatteredxlight-blog]

She throws a bag of yarn on the ground in front of him, “Crochet… They said it would relieve stress…”

[stanfordwinchester]

Sam quickly pressed his lips together so that he wouldn’t laugh at the look on her face. He picked the bag up after setting aside his own project and sorted through it, “Crochet and Knitting is supposed to help relieve stress.” He commented, “Are you saying that you’re stressing out more because of the yarn price?” He asked, looking up at her curiously.

[shatteredxlight-blog]

“Do you know how expensive all this is?!” She whined pulling out some pretty blue and purple yarn, “3000 credits! For yarn.... but it’s so pretty... I don’t know what to do!”

“And I didn’t know what project I wanted to learn so I bought all these hook things and... Ugh!” She said flopping on him and curling into him, “I rather take a nap.”

[amy-box]

[marazhai]

[normvndy]

We have to leave the Sol System. 

[sorceryandchips]

[cantdenytheviewthough]

And someone just threw me off the ship. If it wasn’t you….