Gay As Shay

I am Shay. Shit I'm gay. Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home. I don’t want it to end. Danson. Clone Club. Always a Sestra. Everyone I care about ends up dead. Ballie. I get it you're lesbian not a unicorn right. Wayhaught. Something that can save us both. Avalance

[beradan]

ok folks

I don’t think I actually have to spell this out

but there will be no prophesying, speculating, speaking into existence, etc about next year

no “I feel really great about next year,” no “I’d love more time at home to work on my hobbies,” no “surely it can’t be any weirder than 2020,” nothing

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

[aqueerkettleofish]

One. More. Time.

[angryschnauzer]

[tvandfilm]

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[phantomlzer]

its almost the season again

[wingscanspeak]

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

[onlydisney]

[shaythomas13]

I am done comparing you. You are so much better than my past relationships. I’m so happy you chose me to be your partner. We can brave the world together. I can’t wait to wake up next to you everyday and kiss you goodmorning.

[justusandlove]

[weonsinnombre]

[shrimp-in-soup]

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[warblyzombie]

It’s fucking back

[onyx-was-here]

shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020

[niknak79]

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

I laughed at this for, like, WAY too long and woke the entire house.

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[nilesfreeman]

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

[femaleheroes]

Expectation vs Reality

Bonus: that’s my girlfriend

[alexdanversdaily]

Danvers Sisters + Hugs (Season 1-5)

[unclefather]

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

[emptystic]

[jaubaius]

Wow…😎😏

[justcatposts]

this made me laugh so much!

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[darksionnach]

I will use this post to explain tumblr