A Devil Dressed As A Man

Now for the fun part

[ok2befat]

IZ- fashion for wheelchair users

“We believe wheelchair users should have access to the same styles and trends everyone else has, without ever having to compromise comfort.

Our clothing has signature cuts and styles to fit a seated body shape, falling and draping naturally without interfering with wheelchair mechanics. We use top-quality fabrics that look beautiful and feel luxurious.

Our Easy Zip Back option in coats is just one way that we’re making layering up and staying warm easier than ever. Discreet zippers in the back mean that Easy Zip Back coats separate into two individual pieces. 

Our signature ‘L-Shape’ means that IZ coats have the length you need over your lap while looking sleek and clean so you don’t sacrifice your style.”

The IZ Collection goes up to a 2X and has a wide range of masculine and feminine clothes.   

They look gorgeous, but be prepared. They are expensive.

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

This is so rad

[spitoutthedaisyhoratio]

Right now, they’re throwing everything out for far lower prices - because they’re closing shop. So if you need/want any of these, now is the time to get it, I guess.

[bluemoonhound]

I saw this post years ago, and I just rechecked – don’t click that link, it tries to make you download and install a thing and then redirects to a google search. I’m pretty sure this clothing company no longer exists. It’s a shame, but spreading this around like they’re still in operation is not great either. 

Dated 8/27/2018.

[ladyartemisia28]

Why DOESN’T tumblr date our posts @bluemoonhound

I looked up the brand and apparently the close in 2016 was temporary and they are coming back.

http://www.newmobility.com/2018/07/iz-adaptive-clothing-relaunches-and-expands/

IZ Adaptive Clothing Relaunches and Expands

After a year and a half hiatus and a lot of worried customers, the adaptive clothing line IZ Adaptive, founded by Canadian designer Izzy Cam

[bluemoonhound]

(8/28/18!) Spread this version!

[learning2grow]

YESSSS

[ruby-white-rabbit]

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

[timesalad]

You a mom now

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

[mrswinterbarnes]

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

[ruby-white-rabbit]

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

UPDATE

SHES BACK

[ruby-white-rabbit]

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

[odinspattern]

Call this one Susan

[smalltall]

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

[valtsv]

[xxziggystardust]

[psyducked]

I remember the second time I ever bottomed the guy used something he called “love garden” which was supposed to help with the pain because I said how much I hated bottoming the first time—and I was amazed! Although it still felt like taking a shit I at least didn’t feel like someone was digging in me like they were looking for a spoon in the garbage disposal. But the morning after I went to go poop and everything fell out of me with no push or anything and I noticed I had a one inch gape! 9 hours later! I spent the next 12 hours having panic attacks and considered how I would call my mom and explain to her that I needed my hole sewn up when at last I regained control and clenched back up.

Anyway, my man Elmo here is looking exactly how I looked when I went to inspect myself that morning and could slide 4 fingers in without blinking

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in god’s name did I just read,,,,

[slimetony]

Fucked up at joes crab shack

[youcantcutbackonfunding-deactiv]

yea i know i saw you

[slimetony]

highly unlikely I was astral projecting

[notchicken]

Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.

[elder-moss]

[snoopdoggey]

if i die, please bury me in one of two poses:

1. t-pose

2. you know i had to do it to em

[imgonnacronk]

If I die

[starlightandtears]

All rapists can die. All the creeps who sexually assault people can literally drop dead.

[gingerlynnism]

That won’t fix the problem.

[bitterblackbitch]

Girl what… that’ll literally solve the problem lmaoo

[violentlybarnes-deactivated2019]

peter and shuri develop a tradition where if one of them calls out the beginning of a meme, the other person has to finish it. 

he once made shuri yell “your dick is now a noodle” at okoye so she waits until steve finally lets peter hold his shield and yells “THIS BITCH EMPTY” only to watch peter scream “YEET” and fuckin throw the shield through a window

[rootbeergoddess]

They get Groot in on in it and they both understand him

“I am Groot!”

“I won’t hesitate bitch!”

“They’ve barely known Groot and they can understand him perfectly.” Rocket is both amazed and confused

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

“Groot how can you know these terran memes? we’ve only been here for two days!” “I am Groot” “yeah of course” “I am Groot” “Who are you calling old!?”

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

“I am Groot”

“Those are my crocs”

[hashtagloveloses]

“I Am Groot” “WELL I SURE HOPE IT DOES”

[pervocracy]

child handling for the childless nurse

My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a “young” patient is 40 years old.  Here’s my impressions so far:

Birth - 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal.  Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation.

Age 1 - 2: Hates you.  Hates you so much.  You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you’re a stranger and you’re scary and you’re touching them.  There’s no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible.

Age 3 - 5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe.  Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them.  Smartphone cartoons and “who wants a sticker?!!?!?” are key management techniques.

Age 6 - 10: Really cool, actually.  I did not realize kids were this cool.  Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn.  Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with “hey, you want to see something really cool?”

Age 11 - 14: Extremely variable.  Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other.  At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just… a really sensitive and unpredictable adult.  Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers.  (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)

Age 15 - 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience.  Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care.  Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there.  At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they’ll probably think it’s funny.  And they’ll want one.  Deep down, everyone wants a sticker.

[mikkeneko]

This is also a pretty excellent guide to writing  kids of various ages

[shingojira]

god i hope first party sony developers recreating gifs becomes a trend

[catasters]

[girlsjustwannahavefawn-deactiva]

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

[kireinahana]

Nevermind this is it

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

[shampooligan]

this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible

[lesbiantiana]

someone: *hates Pearl* 

 me: DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT

[ajansingx-deactivated20231211]

spongebob fandom wild af

[cowboysuggest]

get diagnosed with bastard

[cowboysuggest]

it’s fatal

[spaghetti-taako]

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

[nikadd]

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!