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Mattie | 29

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[peridot-vs-lapis]

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

[maulscrafts]

^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls

^ shrimp in there

[the-muppet-joker]

Who is the Monster? Who is the Man?

[princessmo]

[bitch-lobotomy]

@sheepbow

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[saltfromyoureyes]

i wonder what it's like to be emotionally stable. anyways [thinks about fictional characters to survive] i am fine

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[mousidy]

top 9 facts about yourself you probably already knew:

#9: on March 17th, 2026 you will bear witness to the mangled corpse of God

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[all-the-good-usernames]

Oh boy todays the day!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[kedreeva]

I dunno about god but last night we definitely had a stand off to produce a mangled corpse one way or another

[the-muppet-joker]

ah, i see what the problem is

I'm Going To Fuck Your Horse

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[sheepbow]

im pooping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

without me?

[kcdoos]

this thang

[the-muppet-joker]

You're going to make me Mob (Muppet Sob)