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ash pile to ash pile to ash pile

[theharlotofferelden]

Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they’re all gonna go clubbin or some shit

Then there’s Gale

Who’s just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn’t give a fuck about the drip he’s getting his ass ready for bed

[doubleca5t]

[guerrillatech]

[silly-slacker-person]

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[marinella-ela]

[cetra]

Lady of Sorrows, guide us.

[bardafterdark]

tbf I killed her the moment I could. I'm super interested in her story line but her religious zealot-ness is the faerun equivalent of the west Baptist church

[sheeplipswolfteeth]

you can fix her!

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[allergydyke]

[cipheramnesia]

in the TikTok robot lady voice

[backsack]

Visit Original Link

[nettosan]

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

MEAT BERRY MEAT BERRY MEAT B

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

They did tissue recellularization on a grape

[nevercure]

Please watch this guy's YouTube He is a real life mad scientist be altered his genome so he won't be lactose intolerant anymore he made bioluminescent living Christmas tree ornaments he made a cold torch just to feel fire with his handd he made gecko hand pads in an attempt to climb walls this man.. He tried to make spider silk out of beer

[antioch-actius]

All of that was done by ONE GUY!?

[sunsetcloudzz]

I-

[the-floral-skeleton]

I’m sorry, did you say he cured his own lactose intolerance on a cellular level??

[6qubed]

in the midst of what is clearly Mad Science Previously Undreamt Of, it’s kinda nice to hear somebody else classifies grapes as berries

[sheeplipswolfteeth]

grapes are one of the only true berries.

[sheeplipswolfteeth]

i was holding my own

but then your fingers traced the cracks in my bones

[evilwizard]

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

[evilwizard]

YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS

WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

[aggressiveslothnoises]

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

[evilwizard]

[vintage-tigre]

Cassandra Peterson and her alter ego, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, 1980s

[liberalsarecool]

The system is rigged for the wealthy. They are the problem. #TaxTheRich

[astraldemise]

for college i want to start making chimera plushies but i cant stand the idea of cutting up a plushie..

[astraldemise]

i cannot express how distraught this question makes me feel

[mysharona1987]

[mortalityplays]

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[satusepiida]

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

[coyotegestalt]

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

[memecucker]

GOP lawmaker ‘very sad’ Utah parent used his law to request ‘sex-ridden’ Bible be removed from school

Responding to a new law allowing for "pornographic" books to be removed from school libraries, a Utah parent has moved to have "one of the m

The Salt Lake Tribune reports that the parent, who remains unidentified for privacy reasons, submitted their challenge on Dec. 11 along with an eight-page list of passages from the Bible that they found to be offensive and worth reviewing.

“Incest, onanism, bestiality, prostitution, genital mutilation, fellatio, dildos, rape, and even infanticide,” the parent wrote in their request. “You’ll no doubt find that the Bible, under Utah Code Ann. § 76-10-1227, has ‘no serious values for minors’ because it’s pornographic by our new definition.”