Shake And Bake

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[polarhorror]

[calixcasual]

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[li4r]

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[hotrale]

Okay well sorry i died in ur bathroom get over it

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[nicollekidman]

original sin (insider trading)

[girlnephew]

[gayleafpool]

daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again

[aandjeo]

what i need is a devout knight

[dorindameddler]

breaking news dc cancels all of their comics. just fucking all of them. “someone on the internet drew batman touching a dick,” they said in a statement. “so we’re shutting it down. america is dead.”

[sioltach]

[health-goth-inc]

I'm sorry i called your mom a "salt & vinegar typa bitch" at the table and I'm sorry i doubled down by insisting it was a compliment

[hxrdt]

[hxrdt]

[konoko]