D.R. Berry

I'm a writer, but you probably won't find much of that in here. I mostly use tumblr to share things that I think will amuse my friends. If you pop down to the links, though, you can get to the other places you can find me. If you want to ask me question...

[bjdavis5]

[arrghigiveup]

Fun fact, Haliaetus literally means sea eagle and the scientific name for ospreys is Pandion Haliaetus, while the genus Haliaeetus contains 4 eagles (bald eagle, Pallas's fish eagle, white-tailed eagle, and Steller's sea eagle).

[sheetcakeghost]

For anyone interested, here is said tattoo stripped from the game data. Enjoy!

[beetrootpatch]

Tyria’s Next Top Designer (2019)

The time has come at last to present my piece for the Tyrian Gazette, brought to you by @gw2collective-blog and sponsored by ArenaNet. It was a pleasure to be a part of this project alongside so many talented people!

For those still looking to buy a book, a few are available for reservation here: link

[brisbanime]

5/29/2022

this was a mutual request (@snailsaalt)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

The type of dog I want honestly

[prokopetz]

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

[prokopetz]

"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:

This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.

This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!

[blackcattails]

"I wouldn't take-a the food from another video game mascot's plate!"

"I don't think Kirby gets paid for this."

"That's-a not what I said."

*off-screen vacuum sounds*

[blaqpanther]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

(via)

[autisticexpression]

Why mentos???

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Because it's the Fresh Maker

[saathiray]

This truly was made for people old enough to remember these references

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Gotta love the assassin’s creed cosplay in front of her

[generallemarc]

I made the mistake of ignoring this the first time it crossed my dash. Not doing that again.

[beardedmrbean]

I'd say something about this applying to Gen-X too, but we all have grey hair and wrinkles now so we don't need any of that.

That or we also have the passphrase that starts "alright stop"

[dogposts]

doggo's first day of work after a week off

[cristalplanetheart]

[radicalgraff]

Anti-Thatcher graffiti seen around the UK shortly after her death on the 8th of April 2013

[socialistexan]

[jaubaius]

Source

[bigwordsandsharpedges2]

Explosive decompression

[dumbbitchawards]

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Once you care a little about lettering and fonts there’s no coming back

(Top to bottom fonts are: anime ace, back issues, minceraft regular, white rabbit, vcr osd mono, and determination snas

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Part 2 bc I realized I still have some more font stuff stored

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Okay okay I think I’m done now

Fonts are Edo and Segoe Print, respectively

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[tottellina]

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

[gayteensupreme]

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies

[jadedaceofspades]

These look like the little soot things from that one Studio Ghibli movie.

[cryptotheism]

All gug wanna do is [sound of throwing spear hitting mammoth][sound of throwing spear hitting mammoth][sound of throwing spear hitting mammoth] and take you shiny rock

[lonelyoleander]

mitsuru gaming

[stickerfae]