Magic is SCIENCE!

A very tired old fox. Please stop putting personally identifiable information in these; I'm going to be a good example and refuse to do so.

[reluctanttree]

i know everyone posts this one cause its just so well written but im still going to cause damn

[doubleca5t]

In the literal sense, this is not a picture of Seiun Sky scratching her ass. She's very clearly scratching her lower back. But spiritually, in an emotional sense, this is a picture of Seiun Sky scratching her ass.

[animentality]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[pangur-and-grim]

all posts are temporary 🧘

[polcasan]

[pangur-and-grim]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[spaghettinatural]

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[pixeljade]

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!

The Goblet Nearest You

The Goblet Nearest Me

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[a-heavenly-melody-deactivated20]

This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit

[qin-shi-huang-di]

Bixia, what about this humble subject who has transformed from a boy into a girl?

DRAFT DODGING???

NOT ON MY WATCH, TRAITOR!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

oh, and i suppose we'll just MARRY our way to victory???

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

why hello there 😏😎

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE YOUR BLOG TRAITOR NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU

[qin-shi-huang-di]

MARRIAGE ALLIANCES ARE FOR COWARDS 10/10 LEGALISTS AGREE #xiongudni #moduchanyudni

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

guy who’s salty he didn’t establish a wildly successful dynasty through this method of diplomacy say what

[qin-shi-huang-di]

EVEN YOUR HORRID SHEW WIFE HAD ENOUGH COURAGE IN HER FRAIL, WOMAN'S BODY NOT TO CAPITULATE TO A DISHONOURABLE MARRIAGE WITH MODU CHANGYU! #moduchangyudni #xiongnudni BUT THE MIGHTY HAN GAOZU GOES CRYING TO THE CHANGYU'S WIFE AT THE FIRST SIGN OF ENCIRCLEMENT, AND BEGS FOR #heqin LIKE THE COWARD HE IS! I'D CALL YOU A WEAK, PATHETIC GIRL, BUT THAT WOULD GENUINELY BE SELLING YOU SHORT!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

for all you’re trying to insult me by saying I’m worse than my wife, her regency lasted longer than your entire dynasty.

so let’s all have a think about that….hmm….

[swordsman-jing-ke]

LOL! not a difficult feat, seeing as Emperor One-Hit Wonder's dynasty only lasted for 14 years.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I AM NOT OWNED!!! I AM NOT OWNED!!!!!!!!! I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR. I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!!! I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR. I CAN SELECT AN ABLE HEIR!!!!!! I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR. MY CITIZENS LOVE MY REGIME!!!!!!!!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

imagine you're President Clark and someone tells you John Sheridan just handed two whole races of ancient gods their asses and sent them packing from the galaxy and you're just like "I can still turn this around"

[k-eke]

Be careful princess  🌸

[grotusrinocerose]

[heatandapathy]

I just love that multiple people not only thought “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

[learningfromlosing]

FUCKING BAWLING AT STEPHEN KING TALKING ABOUT HIS FURIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER TELLING GOD TO GET HIS OWN FUCKING CAT

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[prokopetz]

So we've been doing some some heavy playtesting Eat God lately.

[prokopetz]

(If your first thought upon reading this was "okay, you're just doing a bit, right? Surely you didn't actually have a playtest group who assumed that everything with a labelled slot on the character sheet was fair game and was letting players tag their pronouns for bonuses?": welcome to the world of technical writing.)

[deluxeloy]

I don't think you actually have a playtest group who assumed that. I think, considering who you are and the kind of people you and your game attract, you have a playtest group who argued they could tag their pronouns for bonuses for the love of the game.

[prokopetz]

No comment.

[moxiemisery]

I legitimately did think that was part of the rules, and was the point of having Names and Creed be as detailed as they were. Especially since having more d12 dice to roll wasn't necessarily a good thing with the calamity system. I thought we were encouraged to gamble with our dice total, with the understanding of potential rolls leading even closer to failure, in exchange for "more click clack of my math rocks make brain go buuuur" to put it bluntly.

[prokopetz]

That might be an interesting dynamic in some other game, but you need to understand that in a game like Eat God, the overwhelming majority of players are not going to be doing that mental calculation – they're simply going to max out their dice pools on every single roll, then wonder why they're constantly drowning in Calamity Points and nobody has any Obstinacy. Indeed, this is exactly what a couple of groups who made this mistake ended up discovering!

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

(posting afresh on the new blog)

my favorite holiday approaches, my friends<3 please, celebrate with me for the briefest instant