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Alli. 17. Leo. INFJ. Not-so-pale, awkward, and very very small.

[sheisplatonic]

Bae @sardotheins tagged me in a thing on Twitter and I didn’t want to tweet this publicly so here ya go CREATE YOUR OWN AESTHETIC BAES

[lecretary]

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

[lecretary]

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

[touch-my-cuboner]

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

[verodwrath]

lmao there it is 

[madmaudlingoes]

You wanna talk proven facts? This shit’s been done, son: researcher Dale Spencer in Australia used audio and video tape to independently evaluate who talked the most in mixed-gender university classroom discussions. Regardless of the gender ratio of the students, whether the instructor was deliberately trying to encourage female participation or not, men always talked more—whether the metric was minutes of talking or number of words spoken. 

Moreover, men literally have no clue how much they talk. When Spencer asked students to evaluate their perception of who talked more in a given discussion, women were pretty accurate; but men perceived the discussion as being “equal” when women talked only 15% of the time, and the discussion as being dominated by women if they talked only 30% of the time.

Spencer’s conclusion, if I may parahprase: you only think we talk too much because you’d rather we were silent.

Don’t fuck with me, asshole, I’m a scientist.

[shinykari]

[kyisolo]

Well fuck

[astral-obscura]

Not clingy: Sagittarius, Taurus, Gemini, Aries

Low-key clingy: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo

High-key clingy: PISCES, Cancer, Libra, Leo

[sheisplatonic]

fucking shit my roommate can turn off her alarm for like ten times but i hear it just once then that’s it i’m already awake what the fuck your fucking trickling waters i will throw away your iphone when i’m so freaking fed up with this i fucking need sleep and here you are ruining my life

[tastefullyoffensive]

[feministcaptainkirk]

Your son is adorable

[feralboywonder]

Things I want: snuggles

Things I receive: struggles

[inkskinned]

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

[jbbbarnes]

[urbnite]

[winterfellis]

[defvsing]

glowing

[ireneisacaribou]

[snokoplasmic]

the last thing each of the signs i personally know have said

Aries: *spills paint all over the table* I do it for the aesthetic

Taurus: I don’t give a fuck if its October, I’m gonna play Christmas music

Gemini: Its cold today but not as cold as my heart

Cancer: Have you seen my Build-a-Bear birth certificate???

Leo: I JUST DROPPED MY ICE CREAM AND ITS ALL OVER THE FLOOR I SWEAR I’M GONNA THROW MYSELF INTO A FIRE

Virgo: I’m done. I’m going to bed. I don’t care if its 6 o'clock

Libra: she wore blue eyeshadow and pink lipstick to school today and I’M the ugly one???

Scorpio: if I sent you my nudes would you tell me if they were cute or not

Sagittarius: if I die tonight let the girl who indirected me in class know that shes a fucking skank

Capricorn: Kill me please. It would hurt less than AP world history

Aquarius: what sort of sick bastard puts ketchup on their eggs (they say as they put mustard on their fries)

Pisces: *over FaceTime* can I see your dog

[wiltedxrosez]

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u

[unclefather]

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

[tolazytofinishthi]

SLEIGHH

[just-shower-thoughts]

Religion is fan fiction for the universe

[carudamon119]

[theresstillheroesinthisworld]

*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….