How Not to Get a Date
by heyitscmei
“You’re not even trying.”
“What would I even say?”
“Oh, Keith, I’m so in love with you and I want to touch your butt!” She says, clasping her hands and making a face, lowering her voice. Shiro’s starting to think she might be spending too much time with Lance. “Oh Keith! You’re so dreamy I’m getting lost in your eyes!”
“I’m not saying any of that!”
“Well you better think of something because he’s coming this way.”
Or, Shiro pines a little and everyone is a really bad wingman.
Status: Complete
Word Count: 1k+
Rating: G
Era: Alternate UniverseÂ
Simple and beautiful AND SO MUCH OF THE AMAZING NOOBS THAT ARE TEAM VOLTRON








